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[therealvillain]

M-murder! Well, this was... unexpected. And so early in the game too. I mean... I don't really care about who dies and who doesn't, but.. Wow, it really is kind of early! ... um... Guess the good news is that whoever died came back to life. AND our worlds aren't stages for some shadow puppet show, right? That's a plus!

Comments

[lifesmegassweet]

Can't you take this a little more seriously? If they're willin' to kill their own teammates, who knows who else they'd kill?

[therealvillain]

But they could also KEEP on killing themselves, right? Again, kind of a good thing for us!

[lifesmegassweet]

It's not good at all! We're supposed to be having fun, not killing each other!

[therealvillain]

In somebody's sick mind, this is HIS idea of fun! ... Again, it's kind of sick. (... only when it's not done right, damat...)

[lifesmegassweet]

It ain't good fun if it keeps other folks from having fun! And murder is definitely stopping someone from having fun!

[therealvillain]

Life works in a really, really weird way. I'unno why, but it just does. First thing, you're a nameless construction worker, and now, you're an emperor. Seriously, you don't know what to expect.

[lifesmegassweet]

...what's that gots to do with anything?

[therealvillain]

A... a lot of things! ... It's not just because I like giving my life story, y'know! ... My life story that happened to begin in a log cabin... L-look, the point is that the games'll still keep on going. It takes more than a "murder" to ruin the fun.

[lifesmegassweet]

Right. Well, we still have to be megas careful. This ain't a good precedent.