puerto rico and taco salad

[d_strosselby]

So since I've been home, both my parents keep trying to talk to me about sex. Best wisdom I've gained so far

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[___emmy___]

"You see, Dara, boys are like lightswitches. You turn 'em on, you turn 'em off. Girls, they're like radiators. You turn 'em on, then you gotta warm 'em up."


that may have to be the funniest thing I've ever read. Thank you for making my day brighter