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Mar 11, 2008 22:11

Things I learned about from watching How I Met Your Mother:

-The Crazy Eyes: stay far, FAR away from people with them. Ex. Natalie on Big Brother 9.
-Slap Bets: if only I could find a friend willing to do a slap bet with me...
-The use of the phrase "legendary."
-The hot crazy/scale: anyone you date must rank above/to the left of the hot/crazy scale.
-Suiting up. (or slutting up, either way)
-The necessity for a wingman.
-The word "moist" is a horrible word!
-Sometimes you have to take one for the team and be the big spoon...
-Phone Fives! Use them, love them.
-Zitch Dog. Best car game ever.

I could continue the list but I have homework due tomorrow.
Until next time, remember to get your pets spayed and neutered.

The End.
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