Adventures in Burger Land

Aug 31, 2009 22:57

  • Taking five minutes to check your order in the middle of the drive-thru lane when there are five cars behind you? Makes you look like a dick.
  • When you glare at me and not say anything while I hand your food out, I'm more inclined to remember your face at spit in your food next time. Not really, but would it kill you to not act like I drowned your puppies and put them through the paper shredder when I serve you your food?
  • Similarly, trying to order food while talking on your cellphone at the same time is just about the rudest thing you can do. A modicum of respect is all I ask.
  • Just because I work at McDonald's, doesn't mean I'm a high school drop-out doomed to flip burgers for the rest of my life, so don't talk to me like I have a negative IQ.
  • We're not psychic. Really. When you order a Big Mac, don't be shocked we give you just the burger, instead of a meal. Mind-reading is not included in McDonald's training.
  • You don't need to yell into the intercom when you order. I promise.
  • Don't bitch at me about how expensive our food is -- bitch to corporate. You're wasting your time (and mine, too). (And seriously, you're complaining about how much McDonald's food costs? Maybe you should just stop being such a fatty and not order a Double Big Mac meal, supersized. With nuggets on the side.)
  • On a similar note, ordering a diet coke with a supersized Double Quarter Pounder meal really, really, really defeats the purpose. Added bonus: cancer in the form of aspartame!
  • I'm sorry I have to charge you for extra nugget sauce. Actually, I'm not. Who the fuck needs five dipping sauces for a six-piece? That's almost one sauce per nugget.
  • The proper response to "what would you like to drink with your meal?" is not "yes."
  • Don't be surprised when I don't know what to give you when your order a "chicken burger" or, god forbid, a "beef burger". We only have, uh, six kinds of chicken burgers and...I'm not even going count how many burgers we have that come with beef.
  • I know your drive-thru order is to go. Don't worry.
  • When you come back with a half-finished burger and try to demand that we give you a new one because it was "cold", we're just going to laugh in your face.
  • Fa-hee-tah. Not fa-jai-tah.


In other news, I bought a new laptop yesterday!



Say hello to Liese! (After Lieselotte /shot) She's gorgeoussss and runs like a champ. Cost me about a year's worth of wages but soooo worth itttttt<3

I finished VP: Covenant of the Plume and Star Ocean 3 recently, so expect a post soon. :D

mcdicks, laptop

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