Alright lets see here... Uh.. You put your pawg collection down on your tax return sir..
Alright well like whip bam boo i say... FUCK YOU! alright lets see here, i woke up at some time. got all bored and shit spent an hour or so in the chat room pretending i was a radio host and people who talked were ignorant red necks calling in my show. I called it "the billy joe talk show". Uh then after that i spent the rest of the day wishing i had something to do. I ate mcdonolds and then went to sleep on the couch, woke up on the couch and heard james saying something.
wentback to sleep and heard james takling, figured what the hel might as well get up.
I guess so far todays ben alright, spent all damn night in the chat rooms fucking with people. The best part would of had to of ben when James was pretending he was a 12 year old who was pretending he was 20-122. I was the father/mother, i would pretend to come down stairs and yell and slam doors and pretend to beat James. Uhh the shit was just too funny, james kept talking about drinking coffe and bringing the girls back to his house to have sex, it was funny cuz he would pretend to cover it up by saying "se... i uh coffe!". And everyone was on his nuts saying "Your the man" "spooky is funny as hell" "OH MY GOD THATS FUNNY" (keep in mind the room was "love stinks" which is full of 20+ year old sea hags.Oh yeah keep in mind sea hags is a word james made up and shonna uses it, fuckin dumb bitch. I bet shes gonna steal this gimmick too, just like she stole james's hair style.) Yeah so uh after that we went into other chat rooms that were boring as hell cuz no one talked, we found a couple but after insulting the people for two minutes they gave up. Other people just ignored us, so fuck them.
Uh james also had a convo.. well ill just post it.
always_up4it2000: a 12 y/o? wow thats young
spooky: are you a 12 year old girl?
spooky: ill settle for 14
spooky: can you pretend?
spooky: wanna cyber ill start.... what do you smell like?
always_up4it2000: im a guy,but if u want ill pretend sir
spooky: ok
spooky: let's go
always_up4it2000: ok im 12
spooky: WHAT DO YOU SMELL LIKE?????
always_up4it2000: victoria secrets body spray
spooky: oh.... oh yeah!
spooky: oh eyah... i'm beating off oh ok i'm done now thanks
spooky: i hope you liked it as much as i did you were grate...
always_up4it2000: lol......
spooky: wahts so funny?
always_up4it2000: u being so clever
spooky: clever?
And now James is asleep and im bored. I might go to bed soon WHO KNOWS?!?!?! ITS JUST WACKY!!!!!... and i leave you with this. So now lets talk about polotics. Alright its the end of the world, theres a shelter that only carrys 700 familys who show up first, a man has two children, and you have one, you were there first but he insists that since he has a larger family he should go ahead of you. What do you do?
SHOOT ONE OF THE KIDS!! - DeviN aka Big balls bollogne'
wentback to sleep and heard james takling, figured what the hel might as well get up.
I guess so far todays ben alright, spent all damn night in the chat rooms fucking with people. The best part would of had to of ben when James was pretending he was a 12 year old who was pretending he was 20-122. I was the father/mother, i would pretend to come down stairs and yell and slam doors and pretend to beat James. Uhh the shit was just too funny, james kept talking about drinking coffe and bringing the girls back to his house to have sex, it was funny cuz he would pretend to cover it up by saying "se... i uh coffe!". And everyone was on his nuts saying "Your the man" "spooky is funny as hell" "OH MY GOD THATS FUNNY" (keep in mind the room was "love stinks" which is full of 20+ year old sea hags.Oh yeah keep in mind sea hags is a word james made up and shonna uses it, fuckin dumb bitch. I bet shes gonna steal this gimmick too, just like she stole james's hair style.) Yeah so uh after that we went into other chat rooms that were boring as hell cuz no one talked, we found a couple but after insulting the people for two minutes they gave up. Other people just ignored us, so fuck them.
Uh james also had a convo.. well ill just post it.
always_up4it2000: a 12 y/o? wow thats young
spooky: are you a 12 year old girl?
spooky: ill settle for 14
spooky: can you pretend?
spooky: wanna cyber ill start.... what do you smell like?
always_up4it2000: im a guy,but if u want ill pretend sir
spooky: ok
spooky: let's go
always_up4it2000: ok im 12
spooky: WHAT DO YOU SMELL LIKE?????
always_up4it2000: victoria secrets body spray
spooky: oh.... oh yeah!
spooky: oh eyah... i'm beating off oh ok i'm done now thanks
spooky: i hope you liked it as much as i did you were grate...
always_up4it2000: lol......
spooky: wahts so funny?
always_up4it2000: u being so clever
spooky: clever?
And now James is asleep and im bored. I might go to bed soon WHO KNOWS?!?!?! ITS JUST WACKY!!!!!... and i leave you with this. So now lets talk about polotics. Alright its the end of the world, theres a shelter that only carrys 700 familys who show up first, a man has two children, and you have one, you were there first but he insists that since he has a larger family he should go ahead of you. What do you do?
SHOOT ONE OF THE KIDS!! - DeviN aka Big balls bollogne'