Is life of a minion...

[d_minion]

Was not apology, that. Was rubbing salt in wounds. Why would care if hurt my feelings, anyhow?

Am just a minion. No one cares, if a minion's feelings are hurt.

*looks down and shrugs*

S'fine. Used to it. Lot in life, and all that.

...

*sniffles*

*sigh*

Have vengeance demon wannabee to hunt down and have stern talk-to about some moths and

Comments

[xander__harris]

I'm sorry for my apology. I was just trying to apologize for everything. It was supposed to be a no-salt apology.

You're very bad minion who made my life a living hell. Good... er, evil job. Does that help?

[d_minion]

*looks up through tears*

Really? Lots & lots?

...

Actually, was just teasing, mostly. Is fun.

Making life hell would be more complex, and lots more inconvenient for you.

*nods pensively*

Would probably involve lots of pain, eternal torment, and all that stuff. Is icky so usually is not first resort of mine.

*ponders*

*offers Twinkie*

[xander__harris]

A lot of big bads have come through this town, but you're the first to use Twinkies against me. Well done. Very evil. You should be proud.

*accepts Twinkie gratefully*

Re:

[d_minion]

*perks up a bit*

*remembers what Fagless!Vamp said*

*droops*

Is not true. Are just trying to be nice. Am a... a failure as a Minion...

*sniffles*

[xander__harris]

You hit me where it hurts. That takes real evil-talent.

*hands you a tissue*

Re:

[d_minion]

*accepts tissue*

*nods in thanks*

HONK!

"Fagless!Vamp"?!

[soulvamp]

I'm not exactly enjoying that moniker. Er... well, s'pose it could be taken... *ahem* Why not just call me "Spike"? Please? Haven't I been through enough today?

*sigh*

Re: "Fagless!Vamp"?!

[d_minion]

But... am Evil.

Said so yourself.

*innocent look*

[_twinkie_]

Floyd! You ate Floyd!

Lucky Floyd. If only I could one day be in Floyd's total lack of shoes....