Is life of a minion...

[d_minion]

Was not apology, that. Was rubbing salt in wounds. Why would care if hurt my feelings, anyhow?

Am just a minion. No one cares, if a minion's feelings are hurt.

*looks down and shrugs*

S'fine. Used to it. Lot in life, and all that.

...

*sniffles*

*sigh*

Have vengeance demon wannabee to hunt down and have stern talk-to about some moths and

Comments

[soulvamp]

You know... second run of that calendar? Cash for both of us, might lift your spirits. Although I'm not sure why I want your spirits lifted after you got me all skittles to the wind recently. *grr*

Re:

[d_minion]

*sidelong look*

Didn't think you would be one to pick it up. Not my fault. Was specifically meant to be used by human.

Damage shouldn't be too long lasting.

*embarassed wince*

Actually, would be fourth run now. Calendar popular.

*sighs heavily*

Calendars more popular than minions. Of course.

*stares listlessly ahead*

[soulvamp]

*ponders* Perhaps you're finding a life of evil to be unsatisfying? Maybe you ought to chuck it all and soften some fabric try to walk the straight and narrow, eh? With that calendar, I think you could have a satisfyin' career in graphic design or perhaps open your own adult bookstore.

[d_minion]

soften some fabric

*stricken look*

*lower lip quivers*

*eyes fill up with tears*

[soulvamp]

Oh, bloody hell, pull yourself together. What would your boss say if the first bugger saw you blubberin' like this, hmm?

[d_minion]

Is so mean!

*cries*

[soulvamp]

You're EVIL. I'm supposed to be NICE to you all the bleedin' time?! *shakes head*

[d_minion]

*pauses*

*nods slowly*

Ok. If want to be like that.

Is good of you to remind me.

Would not do, to ever forget that...

bollocks

[soulvamp]

Something tells me I'm going to regret having reminded you. *cringe*

Re: bollocks

[d_minion]

*smiles serenely*

Feel so much better now.

*purrs*

*grins*

*cutely... and evilly*

[tribebabe]

Aw Minnie. Don't be sad. Perhaps some smiting might help?

[d_minion]

*looks at icon*
*thinks icon is cute*
*perks up slightly*

[tribebabe]

Why thank you. But you are far cuter.

Re:

[d_minion]

*purrs feebly*

[xander__harris]

soften some fabric

Hey! That's my line! Go easy on her!

And she is way evil. She stole my twinkies! She gets massive evil points for that. Even you never did that as evil-you.

Listen here, demon magnet...

[soulvamp]

... you just keep that in mind (re: never having stolen your Twinkies) next time you want to expound on my former evilness.