why is human culture so fascinated with the phallus?

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soooooo Angie and i went into downtown seattle today. seattle's a weird city; i don't really like it. actually, i liked portland more than seattle. i am very surprised by this. portland just seems nicer to me. yea. maybe it was because like all the guys i saw in portland were fairly attractive and there were more gay guys and less metro ones. whatever, i'm a puddle. ANYWAY. we went to pike place and it tre fun, we got free burt's bees cream and free dr. pepper berries & cream AND WENT TO THE FIRST STARBUCKS LIKE 4 TIMES. yes. you read me right. THE ORIGINAL STARBUCKS. YES. i took like a bagillion pictures (ok like 20). but OMG. yea. sorry. and i got a mug and a bear. i heart my little bearista. oh i love him so. and we went shopping. and found cool little stores. and went to the space needle. it was just another spire. you know. leaning tower, space needle, statue of liberty. been thurr done that. yea. no offense, i found the space needle really pointless. because it's just this tall viewing platform and seattle's not really a pretty city nor does is have a pretty skyline. and idk, i guess this kind of environmental beauty doesn't appeal to me. went to emp (experience music project) after space needle. really disappointed, not that i was expecting much. yea whatever. it was in this hideous Gehry building. at least the PAC and the museum in Bilbao are pretty buildings. this was just gross. umm yea. this evening we had dinner and hung with Ange's friend Kaelen. twas fun; i approve of her lol =P. now time for Sex & the City.

call me or text me or something. i miss the east.