Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Sunday I helped
fxyroxie7 hide a body (-173 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for
kkglam (-10 points). In November
dman1 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Saturday I gave
aireona a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-244 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
d_metrea