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My roommate and her friend were studying for their philosophy final last night.

Roommate: The Basic Problems of Phenomenology?

Roommate’s Friend: Heidegger?

Me: Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.

Roommate and Friend: Huh?

Sigh.