I'm home. Woohoo. Cue the band. OK. Anyway. This last week has been paradise and hell on earth both at the same time so I won't even go there. OK? Alright. Moving on to my next random shitty update from hell.
I'm picking up my new pet tarantula tomorrow. I'll have a picture for you guys by then, but he kicks some major ass so settle for that description in the meantime. His name is Phantom. If I'm lucky, I can teach him how to bite people if they piss me off. -smirk- Yes indeed, I fucking love arachnids.
OK, now this really has me wondering. Is it just me or is everything drama lately? I'm one of those people that causes drama but tries to lay low once I start it. But drama, quite frankly, makes me laugh. I should just fucking knock people upside the head sometimes. They deserve it. Fuckers.
I guess that's it. No, it's not an illusion. I'm finally shutting up. But I don't think I get enough love and appreciation from you all 99% of the time. -sigh- So prove yourselves wrong, 'kay? I'm out like a fat girl in dodgeball.
edit: i got him early so