Twenty Nine Monkey Scribbles [ Filtered FROM the Way ; hackable ]
[ post is locked and filtered back to the Way about three hours after posting, but still hackable ]
Um... I don't know much about this, but I tried my best...
THE VERY BASICS
1. What constitutes the act of sex?
...when a guy and a lady sleeps together and produces a baby? That's what mom used to tell me...
2. Are there different types of sex? If so, describe them.
Umm... I think Shanks told me something like this once before... the, um. Missionary position, wasn't it...? I dunno if there are any others...
MYTHS AND MISCONCEPTIONS
1. List three myths or urban legends about sex or contraception you know are untrue.
Mmn... I think mom told me that people used to believe that drinking blood from 'fertile' animals would help, but she said it wasn't true. And I know drinking woodchuck stew doesn't help a boy in anyway as well since I already tried it before. And oh! Sparkling people can reproduce! Shanks told me that, hee~
2. Can a woman get pregnant if she has sex during her period?
A period? I think so...?
3. Can a woman get pregnant after she engages in anal intercourse?
...what's 'anal'?
.4. Can a woman get pregnant if she has sex with a race of humanoid besides her own?
As long as you love each otehr a lot, I'm sure you can!
5. Is it possible for men to get pregnant?
I don't think so, but I'm sure you can if you keep on trying!
CONTRACEPTION
1. List all forms of contraception you are aware of.
What's that? Is this some new kind of meatloaf again?
2. Do you know what the effectiveness level of these contraceptives are? If they are used in combination?
If this is meatloaf we're talking about, I say the more the better! You can never have too much flavors in meatloaf!
3. Are you aware of any risks involved with their use?
Well I know you can't make chocolate beef meatloaf. I tried that once, and I became really sick after that. Though it tastes really really good!
4. Do you know where to acquire any of these contraceptive devices?
Anywhere!
5. Who should you consult before using them?
...the cooks? Or anyone who knows how to make meatloaf!
SEXUAL DISEASES
1. What is a sexual disease? How are they spread?
Its when you eat food that's gone bad or mix flavors or meatloaf that shouldn't go well together, no matter how nice they taste. Um... they're spread however they want to?
2. List any sexual diseases you are aware of.
Stomach cramps, headaches, fevers and loads of other really bad things.
3. How can you prevent contracting these diseases, or minimize the risk of doing so?
Eat proper and good meatloaf! And don't eat food that's gone bad!
4. Are there any treatment options available?
See a doctor! And be sure to get loads of rest and take all your medicine punctually.
MASTURBATION
1. Do you find the subject embarrassing? Why or why not?
...what are we talking about?
2. How often do you engage in it? Do you think that is normal?
Um. Three times a day? Everyone has to do it three times a day!
3. Would you feel comfortable discussing the subject with any future romantic partners?
Ro-man-tic? What's that? Is it one of those donuts that Vash likes to eat?
4. What are the benefits of masturbation? Are there any negatives?
You feel really really good after that! Except when you do it too often, then you feel terrible.
5. List any urban legends or myths you have heard about masturbation.
Rappig brain soup does not make you smarter, Sky Whale intestines do not exist at all and um. Woodchuck stew is really delicious!
[OOC: So. Not only did Luffy fail epically, he failed even more by messing with his filters and so instead of filtering to the Way, he filtered it from the Way. So yeah. :|]
Um... I don't know much about this, but I tried my best...
THE VERY BASICS
1. What constitutes the act of sex?
...when a guy and a lady sleeps together and produces a baby? That's what mom used to tell me...
2. Are there different types of sex? If so, describe them.
Umm... I think Shanks told me something like this once before... the, um. Missionary position, wasn't it...? I dunno if there are any others...
MYTHS AND MISCONCEPTIONS
1. List three myths or urban legends about sex or contraception you know are untrue.
Mmn... I think mom told me that people used to believe that drinking blood from 'fertile' animals would help, but she said it wasn't true. And I know drinking woodchuck stew doesn't help a boy in anyway as well since I already tried it before. And oh! Sparkling people can reproduce! Shanks told me that, hee~
2. Can a woman get pregnant if she has sex during her period?
A period? I think so...?
3. Can a woman get pregnant after she engages in anal intercourse?
...what's 'anal'?
.4. Can a woman get pregnant if she has sex with a race of humanoid besides her own?
As long as you love each otehr a lot, I'm sure you can!
5. Is it possible for men to get pregnant?
I don't think so, but I'm sure you can if you keep on trying!
CONTRACEPTION
1. List all forms of contraception you are aware of.
What's that? Is this some new kind of meatloaf again?
2. Do you know what the effectiveness level of these contraceptives are? If they are used in combination?
If this is meatloaf we're talking about, I say the more the better! You can never have too much flavors in meatloaf!
3. Are you aware of any risks involved with their use?
Well I know you can't make chocolate beef meatloaf. I tried that once, and I became really sick after that. Though it tastes really really good!
4. Do you know where to acquire any of these contraceptive devices?
Anywhere!
5. Who should you consult before using them?
...the cooks? Or anyone who knows how to make meatloaf!
SEXUAL DISEASES
1. What is a sexual disease? How are they spread?
Its when you eat food that's gone bad or mix flavors or meatloaf that shouldn't go well together, no matter how nice they taste. Um... they're spread however they want to?
2. List any sexual diseases you are aware of.
Stomach cramps, headaches, fevers and loads of other really bad things.
3. How can you prevent contracting these diseases, or minimize the risk of doing so?
Eat proper and good meatloaf! And don't eat food that's gone bad!
4. Are there any treatment options available?
See a doctor! And be sure to get loads of rest and take all your medicine punctually.
MASTURBATION
1. Do you find the subject embarrassing? Why or why not?
...what are we talking about?
2. How often do you engage in it? Do you think that is normal?
Um. Three times a day? Everyone has to do it three times a day!
3. Would you feel comfortable discussing the subject with any future romantic partners?
Ro-man-tic? What's that? Is it one of those donuts that Vash likes to eat?
4. What are the benefits of masturbation? Are there any negatives?
You feel really really good after that! Except when you do it too often, then you feel terrible.
5. List any urban legends or myths you have heard about masturbation.
Rappig brain soup does not make you smarter, Sky Whale intestines do not exist at all and um. Woodchuck stew is really delicious!
[OOC: So. Not only did Luffy fail epically, he failed even more by messing with his filters and so instead of filtering to the Way, he filtered it from the Way. So yeah. :|]