i'm never having children
Today I:
-left my house at 7:40 to go to work
-got to work at 9
-was in a baby room with this new lady who has no clue what is going on
-walked into the room with seven babies screaming because they all needed to be fed and changed
-fed seven children
-changed seven children
-had one child who screamed unless she was being held
-had one child who was miserable because she was sick
-had one child who was miserable because it was her first day
-had a splitting headache by 10:30
-got covered in strained carrots
-fed all the children again
-changed all the children again
-put the children to sleep
-somehow positioned myself for a baby to be able to throw up down my shirt
-played the game of "all of the babies are crying to be held and i only have two hands"
-had my lunch break at 3:30
-was made to feel like an idiot from one of the parents because we gave his baby his bottle a little late
-came home after the longest day in HISTORY
If I am in that room tomorrow, I think I may end my own life. If you'll excuse me, I need to go eat some nachos, because the beginning of Operation Amanda needs to stop eating like a big fatty and eating Wendy's and nachos every day has officially been postponed till tomorrow.
-left my house at 7:40 to go to work
-got to work at 9
-was in a baby room with this new lady who has no clue what is going on
-walked into the room with seven babies screaming because they all needed to be fed and changed
-fed seven children
-changed seven children
-had one child who screamed unless she was being held
-had one child who was miserable because she was sick
-had one child who was miserable because it was her first day
-had a splitting headache by 10:30
-got covered in strained carrots
-fed all the children again
-changed all the children again
-put the children to sleep
-somehow positioned myself for a baby to be able to throw up down my shirt
-played the game of "all of the babies are crying to be held and i only have two hands"
-had my lunch break at 3:30
-was made to feel like an idiot from one of the parents because we gave his baby his bottle a little late
-came home after the longest day in HISTORY
If I am in that room tomorrow, I think I may end my own life. If you'll excuse me, I need to go eat some nachos, because the beginning of Operation Amanda needs to stop eating like a big fatty and eating Wendy's and nachos every day has officially been postponed till tomorrow.