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I havent updated in a while for when i get to this page I see all the blankness and think wow I dont want to fill that up, however this entry needed to be put out there. So there I am sitting at work when this old lady drives up in her car and in the backseat is a large stuffed duck sitting on a huge red pillow seatbelted in. The old lady proceeds to get out of her car and go around to the back where she unbuckls the duck takes him and the pillow out and set them on the ground in the middle of the parking lot. She was the only one there at the time so it was good entertainment watching this hunched over 4 foot woman mess around with a stuffed duck. She was behind her car for a little while with the duck and after a few minutes she got back in her little brown dodge and drove off leaving the duck sitting there on his quaint red pillow. Confused I sat there and watched the duck for a few seconds when Unbeknownst to me the woman had stuffed it with fireworks and as suddenly it exploded in a fit of fluff and fire flying everywhere I stood taken aback. I have to say though it was most entertainment ive had at work since I was ordered to take a refriderator apart with a crowbar. Granted I had to pick up what remained of the duck after but it was still randomly awesome. Good old random old ladys always there for a good suprise.
Now that I think about it I should have taken a picture but I was so impressed and stupifided at the time I didnt think about it. Oh well