parachute paranoia

[d_hofryn]

In last nights dream my family and I were a group of ancient, evil witches who used black magic to extend our lives. Some white-hat got hold of a spell that could be used against us which involved putting a curse on a bunch of parachutes which we then had to open and they would suck us into an appropriate hell dimension. We figured out a way of thwarting this plan but it meant that we each had to transfer the curse to a loved one by tricking them into opening the parachute, and this would only work on someone you loved.

On top of all of this I developed necrotizing fasciatus.

Yuk.