This is weird

[d_gurl]

I received a note from the gnome today in my mail. Apparently he's been traveling around Mt P with his abductors, because there were also three pics of him, one at the speedway, one in front of the young church smoking, and one in front of an old abandoned building. He also has his own livejournal name now, locust_gnome. The note said, "I am safe. The people are nice. I will live in joy. A silver dental amalgam contains 50% mercury. Woody."

I think I'm losing it completely. Thoughts anyone?