cokaloney and scum smoothies

Dec 22, 2010 23:15

Convo between llama and I.

Towel puppeh and I are squeaky clean! Time for a cokeloney sammitch!
Yess! imma make a cokaloney sammich toooo
DEELISHUS
with a side of chips
Lead paint chips!
There isn't anything better!
mmmmm and a Dow-pond scum smoothie!
mixed with meridian water
and 5 eggs. I COUNTED.
with pants.

okay, does it reeeally need explaining? haha xD purple is Llama. Red is Mango (moi). OH... fine, here's the pre-stories:
Newspaper article: Cocaine embedded in bologna HOLYOKE, Mass. --A Massachusetts man has been arrested after a kilogram of cocaine hidden inside a hollowed-out chunk of bologna was delivered to his home. Police say they were tipped off by postal inspectors in Puerto Rico who had been investigating similar shipments. A dog confirmed the presence of drugs, and the bologna was cut open. The meat was then repackaged and an undercover postal inspector delivered it to a Holyoke address at about 4:45pm Thursday. A woman sitting on the front steps signed for it. Police then executed a search warrant and arrested a 30-year-old man on a cocaine trafficking charge.
So, I shared this story via text with llama. She then replies...
Excuse me while I make a cheese and cokealoney sandwich!
To which I reply...
It gets you high and solves the munchies, all in one delicious sandwich!

...and now you know the story :)
oh, and everyone knows Dow is polluting the water.

And as for Meridian water... well, it smells (and tastes) like polluted fish water :P

and there you have it :) ((posted for Susan's enjoyment))♥

strange, twins, sister, funny, random, fun, silly

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