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Jun 17, 2005 18:15

first off, let me say that chemical imbalances are a bitch, and i wish i had some drugs or religion or SOMETHING that would make these light-switch mood swings go away. i'm sure everyone who knows me is praying fervently to that end, as well.

anyway, on a lighter note, i subscribe to several pen pal services. these, as you can imagine, are rather fruitless. most of the mail i get is from africans, and most of the africans are from ghana. i've yet to receive mail from anyone with a brain, unless it was in response to a letter i wrote them.

i open up my hotmail to see this today:


let me school you that in penpal speak, 'dear' means 'i'm from ghana and this letter is going to be full of blessings from god and requests for money, marriage, or Dear Kind Jesus Christ knows what else.'

the email was as follows:


i will say nothing. but know that i am smirking.

no one's home. time to disrobe.
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