The Gap, himemiya , and hookers, oh my!
So I never did post my Role Hole Day post but I think this dream makes up for it ...
I for some reason decided that I needed work. Because of this i suddenly find myself in The Gap asking if I could get a job there. They took my work application and look it over -- the lady was impressed and started to take me over to the middle of the store where a bunch of workers were changing for their shift. I looked around and noticed that most ppl's "uniforms" were ... skimpy with a tendency to being leather. Luckily, since I was new, I had to wear a 'boring' shirt (that was weirdly enough the "Fresh Obessed" shirt I had to wear at Waldbaum's) and a decently lenghened skirt. As I was pulling the clothes self-consciencly over my other clothes (changing infront of the customers was apparently part of the job -_-) himemiya walked in. She was talking to the manager and was given a job too. She was also given the Fresh Obessed shirt and put it on over her other clothes while complaining with me about the lack of privacy. At this point we were both gossiping about some random whore we saw on the way here -- only to look over and see this whore getting fitted for a Gap uniform. But this was the uniform saying you were a valued employee -- which was a leather teddy, thong, and black lace leggings. While we watched a Gap designer came over and was helping her try on leather shin guards and both the whore and the designer were fangirling over how they looked. Both me and himemiya were kinda scared at this point, himemiya said she'd just rather beg Kat for money then have to work here. So she ran off ... but I apparently really really needed the money and stayed. The manager then asks when I could start and when I told her that I could start now she was really happy. Happy enough that I could tell I was so going to get a bonus for being so prepared. So she told me she had something for me to do ... and took me to this undergroud passway. Think NYC subway underground - minus the subways, at night, with few ppl except for the pre-req weirdos every now and then. So we're in these underground passways for a while and finally are starting to emerge near a bad part of town. (At this point my dream now becomes third person) So I watch myself get left in the bad part of town without a backward glance from my 'boss.' I look around and notice there's a large gang of rough looking ppl, and after a few minutes recognize that these ppl are all hookers and/or pimps. At this point I also notice that the dream me is now dressed pretty skimpy, with a nice skinny, toned body, and apparently now I'm like 15 shades more towards the black end of the scale. For some reason I think it's a good idea to insult the hooker's looks ... and they get extremely pissed. But I keep going and things keep getting worse when one of the whore's guy friend/pimp says that I'm hotter than her. Dream me sees the hooker get pissed and the suddenly it's me in my body again ... with about 15 mad hookers with knives. (For some reason, whenever a really dangerous situation comes up in my dreams I usually find that it's always first person.) So I run like hell -- back into the underground passways. I get a pretty good head start and managed to turn like a few corners to confuse the hooker mob ... but I just know they will find me. Apparently there's this nice looking pawn shop, and I run in before anyone can see me -- even the two ppl in the store. I hide under a really nice look desk and breathe a slight sigh of relief. Since the ppl who own the store (the two guys from when I came in own it) I'm thinking I'll just stay under the desk until the next day ... that way I know the hookers haven't found me and I won't have to revel myself to the guys. But as it turns out one of the guys is a big shot lawyer -- the pawn shop is just a side job O.o And somehow I then find myself being offered representation against what he calls "The Devil Store." His buddy ribs him that he was just upset cause apparently the hooker from early (The one in a leather teddy and lace) was his girlfriend and she dumped him to take the job at The Gap. So he helps me win money from The Gap, enough that I'm living in a mansion. For some reason while sitting on a floatie thing in the pool I'm complaining to no one about the trama I had to go through to get all this money. And a voice calls out "Just fucking accept it, it was fate." So I do, toasting the voice with my pina colada, and then drift away.
I've never had such a complete dream before (with a 'complicated plot' that ties in to before parts) ... although I would say this one definately goes right to the top of the "wtf?" dreams. Hmm it would seem I'm going to be late to class now too -_-
I for some reason decided that I needed work. Because of this i suddenly find myself in The Gap asking if I could get a job there. They took my work application and look it over -- the lady was impressed and started to take me over to the middle of the store where a bunch of workers were changing for their shift. I looked around and noticed that most ppl's "uniforms" were ... skimpy with a tendency to being leather. Luckily, since I was new, I had to wear a 'boring' shirt (that was weirdly enough the "Fresh Obessed" shirt I had to wear at Waldbaum's) and a decently lenghened skirt. As I was pulling the clothes self-consciencly over my other clothes (changing infront of the customers was apparently part of the job -_-) himemiya walked in. She was talking to the manager and was given a job too. She was also given the Fresh Obessed shirt and put it on over her other clothes while complaining with me about the lack of privacy. At this point we were both gossiping about some random whore we saw on the way here -- only to look over and see this whore getting fitted for a Gap uniform. But this was the uniform saying you were a valued employee -- which was a leather teddy, thong, and black lace leggings. While we watched a Gap designer came over and was helping her try on leather shin guards and both the whore and the designer were fangirling over how they looked. Both me and himemiya were kinda scared at this point, himemiya said she'd just rather beg Kat for money then have to work here. So she ran off ... but I apparently really really needed the money and stayed. The manager then asks when I could start and when I told her that I could start now she was really happy. Happy enough that I could tell I was so going to get a bonus for being so prepared. So she told me she had something for me to do ... and took me to this undergroud passway. Think NYC subway underground - minus the subways, at night, with few ppl except for the pre-req weirdos every now and then. So we're in these underground passways for a while and finally are starting to emerge near a bad part of town. (At this point my dream now becomes third person) So I watch myself get left in the bad part of town without a backward glance from my 'boss.' I look around and notice there's a large gang of rough looking ppl, and after a few minutes recognize that these ppl are all hookers and/or pimps. At this point I also notice that the dream me is now dressed pretty skimpy, with a nice skinny, toned body, and apparently now I'm like 15 shades more towards the black end of the scale. For some reason I think it's a good idea to insult the hooker's looks ... and they get extremely pissed. But I keep going and things keep getting worse when one of the whore's guy friend/pimp says that I'm hotter than her. Dream me sees the hooker get pissed and the suddenly it's me in my body again ... with about 15 mad hookers with knives. (For some reason, whenever a really dangerous situation comes up in my dreams I usually find that it's always first person.) So I run like hell -- back into the underground passways. I get a pretty good head start and managed to turn like a few corners to confuse the hooker mob ... but I just know they will find me. Apparently there's this nice looking pawn shop, and I run in before anyone can see me -- even the two ppl in the store. I hide under a really nice look desk and breathe a slight sigh of relief. Since the ppl who own the store (the two guys from when I came in own it) I'm thinking I'll just stay under the desk until the next day ... that way I know the hookers haven't found me and I won't have to revel myself to the guys. But as it turns out one of the guys is a big shot lawyer -- the pawn shop is just a side job O.o And somehow I then find myself being offered representation against what he calls "The Devil Store." His buddy ribs him that he was just upset cause apparently the hooker from early (The one in a leather teddy and lace) was his girlfriend and she dumped him to take the job at The Gap. So he helps me win money from The Gap, enough that I'm living in a mansion. For some reason while sitting on a floatie thing in the pool I'm complaining to no one about the trama I had to go through to get all this money. And a voice calls out "Just fucking accept it, it was fate." So I do, toasting the voice with my pina colada, and then drift away.
I've never had such a complete dream before (with a 'complicated plot' that ties in to before parts) ... although I would say this one definately goes right to the top of the "wtf?" dreams. Hmm it would seem I'm going to be late to class now too -_-