Dylan.01

[d_carabas]

Hel

How does thisOkay, I feel like an idiot writing something in a book and expecting it to write back, but I've seen how words just magically appear on the pages so there's got to be something behind them, right

Comments

[giftapfel]

It's something I'm not used to yet myself...I feel silly trying to actually write anything of my own knowing everybody can read it. It's like the ultimate stage fright, I feel as if whatever it is I put down will be absolutely stupid and then everybody will know.

[getoffmybridge]

Damn it, I was trying to fuck with this guy's mind. Why'd you go and reply to him?

[giftapfel]

Because that's an awfully mean thing to do, Bob!

Also I did not see your writing until I finished my own, as we both seemed to catch him at the same time.

[getoffmybridge]

You gotta admit, it would've been funny to see him try writing something out again.

Whatever.

[giftapfel]

I suppose, but he seems like such a nice boy.

Did you get the plate that I left you at your desk? I didn't know if you had eaten or not.

[getoffmybridge]

Not all of us here are nice. He's got to learn sooner or later, might as well be me to teach him the lesson.

Was that you? Wasn't sure.

...yeah...it was pretty decent. Thanks. Didn't have to go to McDonald's.

[d_carabas]

Why you in particular? You the designated bad guy?

[getoffmybridge]

I'm the fucking welcoming committee. Also the head of security at the Pen. You mess up once, and you're history.

[d_carabas]

If you're supposed to be the welcoming committee you might want to think about a career change.

The Pen?

[getoffmybridge]

You have something against my welcome????

The Pen. It's the cell we keep all the idiotic Tales like you, who piss me off.

[d_carabas]

Dude, chill. Don't get blame me for not rolling over and taking it if you decide to be an asshole.

[getoffmybridge]

That's it!

I'm putting you IN THE PEN!

[d_carabas]

Riiiiight.

[kid_skin]

His parents never hugged him and it ruined his self-esteem. That and he was born looking like the ass end of a dead pony.

[d_carabas]

It all makes sense now.

[giftapfel]