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Yesterday I was hanging out with my brother before we went to dinner. His son was on the YouTube watching clips from Sesame Street and other educational shows. He had clicked a Flash cartoon of some kid singing the Alphabet Song. It looked like it was from Super Why or one of the countless other PBS kid shows.
Anyway, the song had repeated for the second or third time and threw in the brand new verse of " A B C D E F G, H I think you should suck my balls! Go on suck them you stupid motherfucker, fuck you, SUCK MY FUCKING DICK!!!!" At that moment my mom had walked by the room. We were all gaping at the monitor as the cartoon singer was pressing his face against the screen, grimacing, and flipping us off. My mom then started to simultaneously cover the kid's ears and yell at us, while my brother switched to PBS.com, and I expectantly waited for the newly learned lyrics to be repeated.
Well played, Internets(TM). Well played...
Anyway, the song had repeated for the second or third time and threw in the brand new verse of " A B C D E F G, H I think you should suck my balls! Go on suck them you stupid motherfucker, fuck you, SUCK MY FUCKING DICK!!!!" At that moment my mom had walked by the room. We were all gaping at the monitor as the cartoon singer was pressing his face against the screen, grimacing, and flipping us off. My mom then started to simultaneously cover the kid's ears and yell at us, while my brother switched to PBS.com, and I expectantly waited for the newly learned lyrics to be repeated.
Well played, Internets(TM). Well played...