In Which I Compare AtLA Slash Couples

[d_artemis24]

Okay, I'm bored, and I need to wait for the iTunes to finish downloading since I need to review some notes on Japanese on the way to the prep school, and I don't have the enough patience to carry a notebook around. So I'm going to put it in my iPod, as soon as I am able to use the iTunes. But really, let's just get on with the comparison of the hot AtLA slash couples, shall we?



Jetko

• Hot, sorta-kinda forced-threat-sex. The usual scenario will be something along the lines of Jet threatening Zuko for some hot buttsex in exchange of keeping his secret for another day or two. And any pairing where that is a usual scenario is hot and sexy to boot.
• It's almost canon. The Serpent's Pass and The City of Walls and Secrets pretty much made it canon in my dictionary. The boys were "liberating" some "food" and fighting with their "swords." How gayer can you get for each other?

Zukka

• Hot, fast-and-gritty sex. It'll always involve some kind of fighting, physical and mental, and that's a classic scenario. The two are fighting and one is on top of the other, straddling and preparing to punch. Then their eyes meet and their hips shift... That's made of sex, if you ask me.
• Their interaction makes it so much fun. I mean, they've been next to each other for more than 10 seconds how many times? And how much of that times made the audience laugh? Yup. Almost all the time. Imagine what will happen if they're actually in a relationship. Hilarious.

Zukkang

• Hmm... Since I'm still a minor, fantasizing about Zukkang sex won't make me a pedophile, would it? Since I'm in the "pedo" category after all. I seriously think bondage Zukkang sex is hot. I always had a thing for chain and handcuffs, and Zuko seems to like Aang that way. Heh.
• Have you ever seen The Blue Spirit episode? It was made of Zukkang, I tell you. And the awesome Firebending Masters episode screamed of Zukkang. It's not even subtext anymore. Aang says, "Zuko, dance with me." If that's not canon, I don't know what is.

AzuLee

• I don't know much about my teenage sexuality, but I know this: AzuLee smut is hot. It makes me want to turn into a lesbian. The image of Azula slowly torturing and pleasuring Ty Lee is just...sexy, for the lack of better words. My sexual preferences are questionable, yes.
• The Beach episode. It had Azula practicing flirting with Ty Lee. It's a watered-down version of how they used to kiss each other to "practice" kissing in sleepovers. If AtLA wasn't sold into goddamned Nick with its kiddie-viewers, a lot would have happened by now. Damn it all to kids and their overreactive parents. Kids in the world should embrace the bisexual inside them, not shun it. D:< The world will be much better that way, and AtLA will be just smut with sequences of hot, piles of bodies in an orgy. Ever thought of that?

[I have just realized how I talk about the sex every time. On the first bullet, nonetheless. Oh, well. I'm just a horny teenager who likes slash, a lot. A lot. Don't blame me.]