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Amusing work anecdote - I had an old lady (in her 60s) slapping one of my self-service copiers because it "ate her f***ing printout". The only thing I could say: "well, if you need any help, just let me know."

Career Survey  - why are 7 of the top 10 ENGINEERS?!?

1. Petroleum Engineer
2. Mechanical Engineering Tech
3. Chemical Engineer
4. Mechanical Engineer
5. Aerospace Engineer
6. Biomedical Engineer
7. Farm Equipment Mechanic
8. Mining Engineer
9. Race Car Mechanic
10. Aircraft Mechanic
11. Motorcycle Mechanic
12. Diesel Mechanic
13. Automobile Mechanic
14. Heavy Equipment Mechanic
15. Computer Engineer
16. Heating, Air Conditioning, Refrigeration Tech
17. Engineering Tech
18. Astronaut
19. Millwright
20. Industrial Machinery Mechanic
21. Electrical Engineer
22. Explosives Specialist
23. Materials / Metallurgical Engineer
24. Elevator Installer and Repairer
25. Stationary Engineer
26. Physicist
27. Astronomer
28. Electronics Engineering Tech
29. Electrical Engineering Tech
30. Industrial Engineer
31. Makeup Artist
32. Avionics Tech
33. Geologist
34. Director of Photography
35. Multimedia Developer
36. Camera Operator
37. Office Machine Repairer
38. Set Designer
39. Environmental Engineer
40. Costume Designer

O.K. I really have to go to bed - gotta be to work at 7AM...