(no subject)
it happened a little over a week ago..
i was leaving my uncles house while my mother prolonged "goodbyes" i attempted to open the car door despite knowing that it was locked.
i guess i just wanted it to be MY HAND first as a silent way of saying "shotgun" to my sister without rubbing it in her face.
well then it happened- out of nowhere the second i was retrieving my hand a bird shit fell on my finger. i thought it was the funniest thing in the world. a bird has never shat on my finger. i heard it was good luck.. my sister saw.. and started laughing.. then for some reason i got embarrassed. the bird poop was squishy and watery and worst of all it was warm.. right out of a birds ass.
i started wiping my finger all over the car.. the windows the door .. i looked at my sister as her face was about to make the "hahahah mom! look a bird took a dump on paola's finger" i quickly told her "be quiet please.. it's not funny"
and she actually listened to me.. she giggled said okay and went in the car..
then my mom came to the car and said "aww man a bird shat all over my car."
my sister and i both started laughing. bonding.
i was leaving my uncles house while my mother prolonged "goodbyes" i attempted to open the car door despite knowing that it was locked.
i guess i just wanted it to be MY HAND first as a silent way of saying "shotgun" to my sister without rubbing it in her face.
well then it happened- out of nowhere the second i was retrieving my hand a bird shit fell on my finger. i thought it was the funniest thing in the world. a bird has never shat on my finger. i heard it was good luck.. my sister saw.. and started laughing.. then for some reason i got embarrassed. the bird poop was squishy and watery and worst of all it was warm.. right out of a birds ass.
i started wiping my finger all over the car.. the windows the door .. i looked at my sister as her face was about to make the "hahahah mom! look a bird took a dump on paola's finger" i quickly told her "be quiet please.. it's not funny"
and she actually listened to me.. she giggled said okay and went in the car..
then my mom came to the car and said "aww man a bird shat all over my car."
my sister and i both started laughing. bonding.