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'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the hood
Ain't shit that was stirrin'
Nope, it was all good

The stocking was hung
On my big fat dick
We hopin' to get some of that good shit
From old jolly Saint Nick

The children were snuggled up
Sleepin' in bed
My bitch on my jock
Givin' holiday head

When outside my crib
There rolled such a clatter
I stuck my head out and yelled
What da fuck is da matter?

Then a fat red pimp
Got out of his ride
It was perfectly clear
He was from the North Side

Yo Santa what's up?
Did you bring me some chronic
And Tanqueray gin
I can mix with my tonic?

He said ho, ho, ho
And opened his sack
It was stuffed full of indo
Had to take a step back

Is this for the dogg?
Did you bring this for me
To blaze with my hoes
And my closest homies?

He just nodded his head
His eyes about shut
It was then that I knew
That Saint Nick was fucked up

He ate all my motherfuckin' cookies
I left on the plate
Then he went to the fridge
And he ate, and he ate,
and that fat motherfucka ate

And when he was done
When the cupboard was bare
He packed his shit up
And got outta there

Good night Doggy Dogg
He said from the sky
Merry Christmas to all you motherfuckers
And to all a good high