I'm the voice in your head, and the eyes in the Radio

May 07, 2006 18:34

Yeah... it would appear that I'll be getting home a bit later than expected because I did something quite on the neanderthalic level of stupidty >.<
(Zipper call me, you'll understand, and don't get pissed off yet.

As for that, not much going on down here, besides the dog being in heat and some other junk. Ummm I went to mass yesterday and it was the craziest I've ever been to. It was ALL in spanish and I did not understand a single freaking thing. But anyways, I've been working on some songs and hoping to get that bass sometime soooooon. Aparently, Adam tells me the bass is sooo easy to learn, that a monkey could play it, and the only person who couldn't learn how to play it is Mickey... Silly.

WHOPITY DO DAH! I feel like playing with something sharp. And as soon as I'm home, and NO ONE IS TELLING ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN NOT WRITE, I plan on making the most vulgar and offensive post that I can. One that makes Bring the Pain sound like a song by the Wiggles... my goodness. I swear, I've never seen anybody more gay than those four guys... Creepy. I mean blegh... scarey singing fags.

I WANT A DEAD BIRD!!! I've probably already said this, but I'm not going to throw it anybody (That I don't hate.) but put it in a jar and keep it on my bedstand and draw something rot and decompose. It's just amazing what atoms, molecules, and cells make up, and then the process of them breaking apart. Nahahha! I think I have a supendious idea. It involves a sleeping bag, bear trap, three gallons worth of water balloons, whiped cream, easy chesse, a ferret, mongoose, and one Jay Gordon or Amir Dekrah... then we could have a gay ol' time.

Any ways I leave you with this.

Mommy, I don't want to grow up and be a fire man.
Don't want to be an astronaut,
mommy, when I'm old like daddy, I wanna be a FASCIST!
I want to rule a bunch people, COMAND COMAND AND CONQUER!
I want to rule the free world and destroy all that is FREE!
Imprision those who spite me,
destroy all free will,
and spit in the face of liberty!
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