May 18, 2006 23:38
i've posted more in the past few days than i have since i got this thing.
but i have a letter to write.
dear cousin chris,
i am sick and tired of you downloading porno on the computer. it might not be so bad if you actually scanned the shit you downloaded to make sure it wasn't infested with viruses and malware, but that's obiously too much to ask. you can't even run the anti-virus and anti-spyware software every once in awhile, let alone everytime you download porn. i have to be honest, i look at my fair share of porn, but i do it SAFELY, without jeopardizing the security of the computer. i thought i had done enough when i restricted your account and you weren't able to install programs. then, i asked you not to download any porn at all. silly, silly me. now, i see that i'm going to have to take this 5 steps further and treat you like a little ass kid. you mess with the bull, you get the horns parental controls, you little punk.
your loving cousin,
amanda
anyway, i need some money so i'm making a trip to platos closet sometime tomorrow. i have a ridiculous amount of clothes that i don't wear anymore, but i just can't bear to get rid of because they're "still cute" i could always donate them to salvation army, but let's be real.. i need the money.