mills
1.What is in the back seat of your car right now?
your mom
2. What is your favorite food?
blended spam with whipped topping. mmhhhmmm preservatives.
3. What is your favorite all time sports team??
The Ganjastics, funded by MaryJane's Home Cooking.
4. What was the last thing you threw up?
Heavenly choirs of Angels sing on high.
3. Do you smoke?
MAMAJAMMMMAAA
6. What is the last funny text message you received?
i WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT
7. Have you ever had a private maid?
ANITA BUT SHE USE TO EAT CHEESEBURGERS UNTIL 7AM AND THEN PAS OUT NAKED IN OUR FOUNTAIN....I THINK SHE WOULD VIOLATE THE DOG IN THOSE MISSING COUPLE HOURS.
8. When was that last time you licked someone?
2 YEARS AGO BUT I JUST GOT LICKED BY MY TROLL
9. What is the last thing you regret purchasing?
A WIG...WHEN I GO OUT I USE AN ALIAS....ANASTASIA BEAVERHOUSEN...
10. Whatchu Kno about Dat?
I HATE YOU ALL, YOUR MOMS A WHORE
11. What is the longest flight you have been on?
FUCKIN WEASEL
12. What is your favorite episode of Full House?
THE ONE WHERE UNCLE JESSE DRESSES UP LIKE A FROG AND THEN LEAPS AROUND THE KITCHEN....SAYING "ABBA ZABBA, YOU MY ONLY FRIEND!"
13. Say a line from Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
YOUR DAD WEARS SWEATER TIGHTS
14. Does anyone have any blackmail on you?
OH YEAH, THE TIME I STOLE YOUR MOM AND HUMPED HER IN THE BACK OF A PICKUP TRUCK DOWN BY THE RIVER...SHE HAD BUG BITES ALL OVER HER ASS....HA
15. What do you think of Pee Wee Herman?
MY FRIEND HAD HIS CHILD...WEIRD.
17. Have you been to a strip club?
I OWN ONE BITCHES...AND ITS ALL OLD WHITE WOMEN WITH ONE BREAST AND THREE LEGS...COME ON DOWN!
18. Do you like tan lines?
I LIKE YOUR MOMS TAN LINES
19. What is the last bet you lost?
I BET THAT MY TROLL COULDN'T JUMP OFF THE TOP OF THE STADIUM...AND WELL HE DID AND WELL HE DIED....AND I MISS HIM....OH GOD! THE HORROR...HIS LITTLE TROLL BODY SQUISHED AGAINST THE PAVEMENT..."DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOUR MY HERO...YOUR EVERYTHING I WOULD LIKE TO BEEEEE, WELL I, I COULD FLY HIGHER THAN AN EAGLE...CAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE WIND BENEATH YOUR WINGS...(AND DIED A HORRIBLE DEATH.......) LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
20. Would you date someone that none of your friends liked?
IF HE HAD A GOOD HAIRCUT
21. where were you an hour ago?
HUNTING WILD GAME
22. Where were you last year this time?
IN HAWAII GIVING BIRTH TO ALADDINS FIRST LOVE CHILD....and fighting ninjas
23. What is the largest amount of money you spent in one store?
no
we have to play those games...games are the only thing that gets us places....oh my god games....
24. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
bon jovi
25. When is the last time you went to the mall?
i had to buy a small chinese child last week
26. Are you wearing socks right now?
yeah dude
27. When was the last time you went out of town?
last week i went to geneva to buy some shoes and then i flew to germany because my husband just moved there...what!
28. What was the last thing you had to drink?
A DIRTY MARTINI WITH DIRTY HARRY
29. What are you wearing right now?
A SPONGE, IT SOAKS IT ALL IN...GROSS
30. Have you been in a car wash?
PARK THE CAR IN THE HARVARD YARD....LA
31. What the last thing you ate?
LIK YO GRHAMMER
32. Where were you last week on Saturday?
PREVENTING FOREST FIRES WITH SMACKY THE FROGG AND SMOKEY THE BEAR HI KIDS, WELCOME TO THE SHOW!!!
33. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
WHAT!@#$ I DONT LIKE TUXEWDO CONDEMS THEY MAKE YOUR COCK LOOK BLACK....HAHAHAHHA
34. When is the last time you ran?
I JUST TRIED TO DELETE COCKY AND IT TOOK 5 FUCKIN TIMES BITCH
35. What's the last sporting event you watched?
DOG FIGHTS...yeah im that hardcore...killa killa killaaaaaaaaaa....man killer the dog yo...what ever happened to him...yo....i wonder if he's in heaven....awww poor poor killa
36. What is your favorite class?
germany mud wrestling with midnights
37. Your dream vacation?
saving wild goats in vietnam
38. Last persons house you were in?
your moms....
40. What gets on your nerves?
laundry
41. Do u miss anyone?
BUDDY LEE, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO HIM...CUTE LITTLE GUY
42. Last movie you saw?
MIGHTY MOUSE
43. What are your plans for tonight?
FOLDING THE LOAD OF LAUNDRY...FUN
44. Who is the last person you sent a message to on myspace?
LIE #437 T.I.D.T.A. "NO DUDE I CANT DO THIS DUDE...JUST NO"
45. Ever go to camp?
I MEAN REALLY
46. Were you an honor roll/dean's list student in school?
BITCH CHILD
47. What do you want to know about the future?
OF COURSE DUDE! WTF,
48. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
ALL YOU CAN EAT BITCHES
49. Are you hungry?
EXCITED
50. What kind of hairstyle/color do you like on the opposite sex ?
CURLY MANE OF MAN HAIR THANK YOU...who said that!
51. Do you like sushi?
only on tuesdays....ha tuesdays with morrie....isnt that a book...yeah, it was oprahs book club! I love oprah!!!
52. Do you have a tan?
MY TAN WILL EAT YOU
53. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
84 SO I CAN LEGALLY NEGLECT THEM
54. Do you collect anything?
SHOES FROM HOLLAND
55. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
I JUST HAVE TO EASEEEEEEEEEEE INTO IT
56. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
WITH YOUR MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
57. How do you like your drinks?
STANDING IN MY UNDERWEAR...OH MY MY MY
58. Do you like hot sauce?
ONLY IN CASUAL WEAR
59: When was the last time you took a shower?
WHY IM ACTUALLY IN THE SHOWER NOW MY DEAR FRIEND! HIDDY HO!!! OLD CHAP
60. Are you someones best friend?
MRS. PLUM
61. Are you rich?
AS A MATTER OF FACT IM SITTING IN GOLD COINS MMHMMM IM A TREASURE HUNTER...WOW...HOW GLAMOURS....
62: Who do you think will respond back to this?
THE HULK BITCHES
63: What is your best feature?
IF I HAD TO BE ANY BUG THOUGH ID BE A BUMBLE BEE....YEAH DUDE, THEY STING YOU....ID STILL TJ...HAHAHA...no really.(unless he's allergic)in that case i'd sting his mom...its not my job.,....
64: What time are you going to bed tonight?
soooooooooooooon
65. What is the greatest number?
ahhhhhhhhh i need 100 pointsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss......help me aladdin...............siem
your mom
2. What is your favorite food?
blended spam with whipped topping. mmhhhmmm preservatives.
3. What is your favorite all time sports team??
The Ganjastics, funded by MaryJane's Home Cooking.
4. What was the last thing you threw up?
Heavenly choirs of Angels sing on high.
3. Do you smoke?
MAMAJAMMMMAAA
6. What is the last funny text message you received?
i WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT
7. Have you ever had a private maid?
ANITA BUT SHE USE TO EAT CHEESEBURGERS UNTIL 7AM AND THEN PAS OUT NAKED IN OUR FOUNTAIN....I THINK SHE WOULD VIOLATE THE DOG IN THOSE MISSING COUPLE HOURS.
8. When was that last time you licked someone?
2 YEARS AGO BUT I JUST GOT LICKED BY MY TROLL
9. What is the last thing you regret purchasing?
A WIG...WHEN I GO OUT I USE AN ALIAS....ANASTASIA BEAVERHOUSEN...
10. Whatchu Kno about Dat?
I HATE YOU ALL, YOUR MOMS A WHORE
11. What is the longest flight you have been on?
FUCKIN WEASEL
12. What is your favorite episode of Full House?
THE ONE WHERE UNCLE JESSE DRESSES UP LIKE A FROG AND THEN LEAPS AROUND THE KITCHEN....SAYING "ABBA ZABBA, YOU MY ONLY FRIEND!"
13. Say a line from Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
YOUR DAD WEARS SWEATER TIGHTS
14. Does anyone have any blackmail on you?
OH YEAH, THE TIME I STOLE YOUR MOM AND HUMPED HER IN THE BACK OF A PICKUP TRUCK DOWN BY THE RIVER...SHE HAD BUG BITES ALL OVER HER ASS....HA
15. What do you think of Pee Wee Herman?
MY FRIEND HAD HIS CHILD...WEIRD.
17. Have you been to a strip club?
I OWN ONE BITCHES...AND ITS ALL OLD WHITE WOMEN WITH ONE BREAST AND THREE LEGS...COME ON DOWN!
18. Do you like tan lines?
I LIKE YOUR MOMS TAN LINES
19. What is the last bet you lost?
I BET THAT MY TROLL COULDN'T JUMP OFF THE TOP OF THE STADIUM...AND WELL HE DID AND WELL HE DIED....AND I MISS HIM....OH GOD! THE HORROR...HIS LITTLE TROLL BODY SQUISHED AGAINST THE PAVEMENT..."DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOUR MY HERO...YOUR EVERYTHING I WOULD LIKE TO BEEEEE, WELL I, I COULD FLY HIGHER THAN AN EAGLE...CAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE WIND BENEATH YOUR WINGS...(AND DIED A HORRIBLE DEATH.......) LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
20. Would you date someone that none of your friends liked?
IF HE HAD A GOOD HAIRCUT
21. where were you an hour ago?
HUNTING WILD GAME
22. Where were you last year this time?
IN HAWAII GIVING BIRTH TO ALADDINS FIRST LOVE CHILD....and fighting ninjas
23. What is the largest amount of money you spent in one store?
no
we have to play those games...games are the only thing that gets us places....oh my god games....
24. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
bon jovi
25. When is the last time you went to the mall?
i had to buy a small chinese child last week
26. Are you wearing socks right now?
yeah dude
27. When was the last time you went out of town?
last week i went to geneva to buy some shoes and then i flew to germany because my husband just moved there...what!
28. What was the last thing you had to drink?
A DIRTY MARTINI WITH DIRTY HARRY
29. What are you wearing right now?
A SPONGE, IT SOAKS IT ALL IN...GROSS
30. Have you been in a car wash?
PARK THE CAR IN THE HARVARD YARD....LA
31. What the last thing you ate?
LIK YO GRHAMMER
32. Where were you last week on Saturday?
PREVENTING FOREST FIRES WITH SMACKY THE FROGG AND SMOKEY THE BEAR HI KIDS, WELCOME TO THE SHOW!!!
33. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
WHAT!@#$ I DONT LIKE TUXEWDO CONDEMS THEY MAKE YOUR COCK LOOK BLACK....HAHAHAHHA
34. When is the last time you ran?
I JUST TRIED TO DELETE COCKY AND IT TOOK 5 FUCKIN TIMES BITCH
35. What's the last sporting event you watched?
DOG FIGHTS...yeah im that hardcore...killa killa killaaaaaaaaaa....man killer the dog yo...what ever happened to him...yo....i wonder if he's in heaven....awww poor poor killa
36. What is your favorite class?
germany mud wrestling with midnights
37. Your dream vacation?
saving wild goats in vietnam
38. Last persons house you were in?
your moms....
40. What gets on your nerves?
laundry
41. Do u miss anyone?
BUDDY LEE, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO HIM...CUTE LITTLE GUY
42. Last movie you saw?
MIGHTY MOUSE
43. What are your plans for tonight?
FOLDING THE LOAD OF LAUNDRY...FUN
44. Who is the last person you sent a message to on myspace?
LIE #437 T.I.D.T.A. "NO DUDE I CANT DO THIS DUDE...JUST NO"
45. Ever go to camp?
I MEAN REALLY
46. Were you an honor roll/dean's list student in school?
BITCH CHILD
47. What do you want to know about the future?
OF COURSE DUDE! WTF,
48. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
ALL YOU CAN EAT BITCHES
49. Are you hungry?
EXCITED
50. What kind of hairstyle/color do you like on the opposite sex ?
CURLY MANE OF MAN HAIR THANK YOU...who said that!
51. Do you like sushi?
only on tuesdays....ha tuesdays with morrie....isnt that a book...yeah, it was oprahs book club! I love oprah!!!
52. Do you have a tan?
MY TAN WILL EAT YOU
53. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
84 SO I CAN LEGALLY NEGLECT THEM
54. Do you collect anything?
SHOES FROM HOLLAND
55. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
I JUST HAVE TO EASEEEEEEEEEEE INTO IT
56. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
WITH YOUR MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
57. How do you like your drinks?
STANDING IN MY UNDERWEAR...OH MY MY MY
58. Do you like hot sauce?
ONLY IN CASUAL WEAR
59: When was the last time you took a shower?
WHY IM ACTUALLY IN THE SHOWER NOW MY DEAR FRIEND! HIDDY HO!!! OLD CHAP
60. Are you someones best friend?
MRS. PLUM
61. Are you rich?
AS A MATTER OF FACT IM SITTING IN GOLD COINS MMHMMM IM A TREASURE HUNTER...WOW...HOW GLAMOURS....
62: Who do you think will respond back to this?
THE HULK BITCHES
63: What is your best feature?
IF I HAD TO BE ANY BUG THOUGH ID BE A BUMBLE BEE....YEAH DUDE, THEY STING YOU....ID STILL TJ...HAHAHA...no really.(unless he's allergic)in that case i'd sting his mom...its not my job.,....
64: What time are you going to bed tonight?
soooooooooooooon
65. What is the greatest number?
ahhhhhhhhh i need 100 pointsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss......help me aladdin...............siem