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This is what happens when you get stoned with one of your bestests.

May 25, 2006 14:22

SACIN ON THE MILLS

"My darling girl, when are you going to understand that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage!"

1. Do you know anyone's myspace password?
We know everyone's (we're master hackers)

2. Do you think your love life right now will last long?
Until the bottom of the bag

3. Are u an emotional person?
only on fridays

4. If you had one last breath to say something to someone you love what would you say?
Can I borrow lighter?

5. Do you believe in love at first sight?
only when it comes to cows

6. Ever felt jealous of your friend?
no

7. What was the last thing you did?
threw up on my dog

8. Who is right next to you?
sac

9. Who was the last person you ate with?
sac

10. How many times has your page been viewed?
847887589375983759 8375983 ha

11. How's the weather right now?
boring

12.Last person you called today?
H.R PUFF AND STUFF

14. Last song you sang?
Im henry the 8th, I am , I am, Im henry the 8th I am

15. Last time you danced?
every 10 minutes (my life is freakisly close to a musical)

16. Lost a friendship over something stupid?
Yes, My friend and i fought over the last potato chip, (she ended up in the hospital)

17. Smoke?
where!?

18. Last thing you ate?
My dog

19. Been really depressed before?
Only on thursdays

20. Faked being sick to miss school?
next please.

21. What time did you wake up today?
noonthirty

22. Current taste?
COFFAY

23. Do you like the person who sent you this?
stole bitch, like a two dollar hooker

24. What are you wearing right now?
pasties

25. Are you too shy to ask anyone out?
Ketup?!578576

27. Where are you now?
burbs

28. WHAT DATE AND DAY IS IT?
we have lost track of time here

29. DID YOU GO SOMEWHERE YESTERDAY?
Mars

30. WHAT DID YOU DO THERE?
sang songs in the bread isle?

31. how old are YOu?
32

33. ARE YOU MATURE OR IMMATURE?
premature ejaculation

34. WHAT DO YOU CALL UR MOM & DAD?
HEY!

35. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
after i stuffed my brother in the closet at 5, yes.

36.WHERE DO yoU GO SHOPPING?
the gutter

37. DO U LIKE YOUR SCHOOL?
your mom

38. DO YOU LIKE BOOKS?
i use them to wipe my beeeehind

39. DO U WANT TO GET MARRIED?
I know, right!
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If you could paint the sky in another color, what it would be?
dookie brown....GROSS!

If you had to eliminate one emotion from your life, which would it be?: constipation

If you were asked to come up with a new toothpaste flavor,what would it be?: COFFAY!

What's your favourite rainy day activity when you're alone at home?: plotting against sarah michelle gellar...HUH?! ps- I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER BITCH!

Fire broke out at home: MARSHMELLOWS!

How often do you get teased for your musical taste?: VAAAAAGIIIIINNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Try typing your name with your elbow: DEFRGTHYUJKI (STEPH)

SAC (EVIL HOOKER)

Do you save your loose change? If so, why?
DUDE....COINSTAR.

What is your favorite Tom Hanks movie?: TOM HANKS SCARES THE LIVING CRAP OUTTA US.

A new mixed drink has just been concocted, what will you name it?HEY GUYS TRY THIS COOL NEW DRINK I INVENTED....WHAT SHOULD I NAME IT?

What is your favorite dream (or kind of dream) that you've ever had?: AIN'T MY JOB TO HUMP YOU WHEN YOUR MOMS DEAD....AIN'T MY JOB TO JUMP YOU WHEN YOUR MOMS DEAD....ANYMORE. (IN OTHER WORDS...A LOVELY CHEESEBURGER WITH SOGGY FRENCH FRIES.

Name up to three breakfast cereals that you enjoy now or as a child.: MY BUTTERSWORTH SCARES US

Sleep nude in a seedy motel bed ~OR~ wear a stranger's underwear for a day?: BOLOGNA SANDWHICH

What is the best advice that you've ever received?:
TO BLOW MY NOSE BEFORE I WENT SWIMMING....GROSS EH?

Do you hate hospitals?: YO MAMA DRAMA MAMA DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA MAMA

Do you work better alone, or with other people?:
THERES A LITTLE MAN IN MY PURSE!

How many different cell phones have you ever owned?:IT BREAKS CAL RIPKINS RECORD

When and why was the last time you screamed at the top of your lungs?: GAZOONTITE

Why do you answer surveys like this?: BALLS

How many Abercrombie polos do you own? HA. (SMARTASS LAUGH)

Do you always wash your hands after using the bathrooM? THIS IS KIND OF A DUMB QUESTIONS...SURE ASS GOBLIN

Can you do a cartwheel? DEPENDS IF THE WEATHER IS RIGHT.

Would you skate goofy or regular? WHAT MICKEY MOUSE?

How many times have you been to the mall this week? I WAS LONELIER THAN A TWO CENT PIECE OF GUM, AND I NEEDED A TACO SO I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND THEN TOOK A SHOWER AND THIS SPIDER CALLED ME A BITCH SO I SQUASHED IT AND AS HE DIED HE SAID...."BEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHH"....... WEIRD MEXICAN SPIDER.
Do you regret something you did yesterday? YET AGAIN ANOTHER QUESTION NOBODY CARES ABOUT..GEEZ!

Are you allergic to anything? YOUR MOM

Have you ever been tubing? NO. I WOULD SLIP THROUGH THE HOLE AND DIE...OR WORST GO UP RIVER AND PASS OUT AND BE TAKEN IN MY CRAZY MOUNTAIN PEOPLE AND END UP BEING A PRISIONER AND EVERYTIME ANYBODY SHOWED UP TO OUR CRAZY CABIN YOUR WOULD HEAR...."DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAA"

Did you have a good Easter? CHOCOLATE BUNNIES TO CELEBRATE THE RISE OF JESUS CHRIST....HELLLLLLLLL YEAH!

Do you own a guitar? NO BUT I CAN THE PLAY THE RECORDER LIKE A CHAMP.....I.E HOT CROSS BUNS....HOT CROSS BUNS...NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA HOT CROSS BUNS.

Have you ever rode in an ambulance? ONCE AFTER THAT CRAZY NIGHT IN RENO

Do you like the taste of beer? OF COURSE

Do you have a piggy bank shaped like a pig? YEAH..ALFRED

Crayons or markers? MARKERS, I SUPPOSE BUT REALLY IVE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT

What age do you wish you were? 7

Do you shower facing the shower head or with your back to it? BACK TO IT, IF YA DONT IT HITS YA IN THE EYE AND THEN YOU GET HOT SOAPY WATER IN YOUR EYE.

Do you have anything in your pockets right now? TWO TURNTABLES AND A MICROPHONE

What is the most money you ever found on the ground? I DONT KNOW

What is the closest object to your right? COFFAY

Do you like school? SOMETIMES

How many windows are up on your computer? 4

Do you share your computer with anyone? nO

What color are the walls of your room? DOOKIE BROWN...GROSS

Are you wearing socks? NO

How many hours did you sleep last night? 5

Did you ever get the chicken pox? yes

Do you own an MP3 player? YEAH

Have you been outside your house yet today? ALOT ACTUALLY. 6 TO BE EXACT.

What is the last movie you saw in theatres? IDK

Did you like it? PROBABLY NOT

What do you want to do tomorrow? LAY AROUND...
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