May 25, 2006 14:22
SACIN ON THE MILLS
"My darling girl, when are you going to understand that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage!"
1. Do you know anyone's myspace password?
We know everyone's (we're master hackers)
2. Do you think your love life right now will last long?
Until the bottom of the bag
3. Are u an emotional person?
only on fridays
4. If you had one last breath to say something to someone you love what would you say?
Can I borrow lighter?
5. Do you believe in love at first sight?
only when it comes to cows
6. Ever felt jealous of your friend?
no
7. What was the last thing you did?
threw up on my dog
8. Who is right next to you?
sac
9. Who was the last person you ate with?
sac
10. How many times has your page been viewed?
847887589375983759 8375983 ha
11. How's the weather right now?
boring
12.Last person you called today?
H.R PUFF AND STUFF
14. Last song you sang?
Im henry the 8th, I am , I am, Im henry the 8th I am
15. Last time you danced?
every 10 minutes (my life is freakisly close to a musical)
16. Lost a friendship over something stupid?
Yes, My friend and i fought over the last potato chip, (she ended up in the hospital)
17. Smoke?
where!?
18. Last thing you ate?
My dog
19. Been really depressed before?
Only on thursdays
20. Faked being sick to miss school?
next please.
21. What time did you wake up today?
noonthirty
22. Current taste?
COFFAY
23. Do you like the person who sent you this?
stole bitch, like a two dollar hooker
24. What are you wearing right now?
pasties
25. Are you too shy to ask anyone out?
Ketup?!578576
27. Where are you now?
burbs
28. WHAT DATE AND DAY IS IT?
we have lost track of time here
29. DID YOU GO SOMEWHERE YESTERDAY?
Mars
30. WHAT DID YOU DO THERE?
sang songs in the bread isle?
31. how old are YOu?
32
33. ARE YOU MATURE OR IMMATURE?
premature ejaculation
34. WHAT DO YOU CALL UR MOM & DAD?
HEY!
35. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
after i stuffed my brother in the closet at 5, yes.
36.WHERE DO yoU GO SHOPPING?
the gutter
37. DO U LIKE YOUR SCHOOL?
your mom
38. DO YOU LIKE BOOKS?
i use them to wipe my beeeehind
39. DO U WANT TO GET MARRIED?
I know, right!
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If you could paint the sky in another color, what it would be?
dookie brown....GROSS!
If you had to eliminate one emotion from your life, which would it be?: constipation
If you were asked to come up with a new toothpaste flavor,what would it be?: COFFAY!
What's your favourite rainy day activity when you're alone at home?: plotting against sarah michelle gellar...HUH?! ps- I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER BITCH!
Fire broke out at home: MARSHMELLOWS!
How often do you get teased for your musical taste?: VAAAAAGIIIIINNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Try typing your name with your elbow: DEFRGTHYUJKI (STEPH)
SAC (EVIL HOOKER)
Do you save your loose change? If so, why?
DUDE....COINSTAR.
What is your favorite Tom Hanks movie?: TOM HANKS SCARES THE LIVING CRAP OUTTA US.
A new mixed drink has just been concocted, what will you name it?HEY GUYS TRY THIS COOL NEW DRINK I INVENTED....WHAT SHOULD I NAME IT?
What is your favorite dream (or kind of dream) that you've ever had?: AIN'T MY JOB TO HUMP YOU WHEN YOUR MOMS DEAD....AIN'T MY JOB TO JUMP YOU WHEN YOUR MOMS DEAD....ANYMORE. (IN OTHER WORDS...A LOVELY CHEESEBURGER WITH SOGGY FRENCH FRIES.
Name up to three breakfast cereals that you enjoy now or as a child.: MY BUTTERSWORTH SCARES US
Sleep nude in a seedy motel bed ~OR~ wear a stranger's underwear for a day?: BOLOGNA SANDWHICH
What is the best advice that you've ever received?:
TO BLOW MY NOSE BEFORE I WENT SWIMMING....GROSS EH?
Do you hate hospitals?: YO MAMA DRAMA MAMA DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA MAMA
Do you work better alone, or with other people?:
THERES A LITTLE MAN IN MY PURSE!
How many different cell phones have you ever owned?:IT BREAKS CAL RIPKINS RECORD
When and why was the last time you screamed at the top of your lungs?: GAZOONTITE
Why do you answer surveys like this?: BALLS
How many Abercrombie polos do you own? HA. (SMARTASS LAUGH)
Do you always wash your hands after using the bathrooM? THIS IS KIND OF A DUMB QUESTIONS...SURE ASS GOBLIN
Can you do a cartwheel? DEPENDS IF THE WEATHER IS RIGHT.
Would you skate goofy or regular? WHAT MICKEY MOUSE?
How many times have you been to the mall this week? I WAS LONELIER THAN A TWO CENT PIECE OF GUM, AND I NEEDED A TACO SO I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND THEN TOOK A SHOWER AND THIS SPIDER CALLED ME A BITCH SO I SQUASHED IT AND AS HE DIED HE SAID...."BEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHH"....... WEIRD MEXICAN SPIDER.
Do you regret something you did yesterday? YET AGAIN ANOTHER QUESTION NOBODY CARES ABOUT..GEEZ!
Are you allergic to anything? YOUR MOM
Have you ever been tubing? NO. I WOULD SLIP THROUGH THE HOLE AND DIE...OR WORST GO UP RIVER AND PASS OUT AND BE TAKEN IN MY CRAZY MOUNTAIN PEOPLE AND END UP BEING A PRISIONER AND EVERYTIME ANYBODY SHOWED UP TO OUR CRAZY CABIN YOUR WOULD HEAR...."DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAA"
Did you have a good Easter? CHOCOLATE BUNNIES TO CELEBRATE THE RISE OF JESUS CHRIST....HELLLLLLLLL YEAH!
Do you own a guitar? NO BUT I CAN THE PLAY THE RECORDER LIKE A CHAMP.....I.E HOT CROSS BUNS....HOT CROSS BUNS...NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA HOT CROSS BUNS.
Have you ever rode in an ambulance? ONCE AFTER THAT CRAZY NIGHT IN RENO
Do you like the taste of beer? OF COURSE
Do you have a piggy bank shaped like a pig? YEAH..ALFRED
Crayons or markers? MARKERS, I SUPPOSE BUT REALLY IVE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT
What age do you wish you were? 7
Do you shower facing the shower head or with your back to it? BACK TO IT, IF YA DONT IT HITS YA IN THE EYE AND THEN YOU GET HOT SOAPY WATER IN YOUR EYE.
Do you have anything in your pockets right now? TWO TURNTABLES AND A MICROPHONE
What is the most money you ever found on the ground? I DONT KNOW
What is the closest object to your right? COFFAY
Do you like school? SOMETIMES
How many windows are up on your computer? 4
Do you share your computer with anyone? nO
What color are the walls of your room? DOOKIE BROWN...GROSS
Are you wearing socks? NO
How many hours did you sleep last night? 5
Did you ever get the chicken pox? yes
Do you own an MP3 player? YEAH
Have you been outside your house yet today? ALOT ACTUALLY. 6 TO BE EXACT.
What is the last movie you saw in theatres? IDK
Did you like it? PROBABLY NOT
What do you want to do tomorrow? LAY AROUND...