Latter-Day Studs
I've always said Mormons had something in their doctrine (I have a book of Mormon, I should check) that required them to slaughter their ugly children in order to propogate a race of beautiful, talented if brainwashed people. Apparently I'm not the only one: this website is producing a calendar called "Men on a Mission," featuring bronzed, built half-naked Mormon men directly back from their missions. Note the Christmas gift idea. I echo one commentor who wondered when these guys had time to work out when not dodging malaria and preaching the anti-cola polygamist credo to natives in loincloths...