Delta Force

[czjtrojan]

What a party...I left my apartment sober in my camo/party outfit and woke up at 6 (oh, I mean 7) sans clothing with another guy in my bed. Luckily he was cute and not a Delt, so it was ok.

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[anonymous]

As long as you weren't sitting at home alone watching "The Simpsons."

What happened to Joe Thompson?

[czjtrojan]

Haha...where have you been?

[anonymous]

[czjtrojan]

Where did you get that quote? Yes, been there done that, and I have no desire to tell Joe to do anything. Who are you anyway?

[anonymous]

Aw, I thought you remembered me! When you asked where I had been I assumed you had missed me.

Trust me, you've got some memorable quotes floating around in cyberspace. My personal favorites are:

"If someone says 'Oh, that's gay,' I don't get offended, but I'll look at them and maybe say something like 'Yeah, pretty gay. I'd sleep with it.'"

"Anyone who knows every designer of every store along the Sunset Strip is not to be trusted in my bed (I can hear it now: "Um, Target sheets? Why don't you just lay down some hay?")

Bwahahahaha! Priceless!

So which Kappa Sigma brother(s) have you hooked up with? There have been some hotties in that house. Names like "Shiv," "Vinh" and "Rik" make them sound even more erotic. Did you flip-flop dominate?

So I saw some photos from the camo party and you weren't in any of them. Did you spend most of the night outside making out? Or were you in some bushes somewhere sans clothes? And sans dignity, like on New Year's Eve?

Not that there's anything wrong with that ...

[czjtrojan]

Now you sound stalkerish...which is ok, it makes the journal interesting.