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Every argument about Obama ever:
Blue: I support Obama
Red: Well, of course you do. Otherwise you'd be a racist.
Blue: ...excuse me?
Red: Yeah, anything anyone says bad about Obama makes them a racist. Because he's black, you know.
Blue: ...yes, but
Red: But nothing, I can't say anything about that porch monkey because that makes me a "racist"!
Blue: ...wait, what?
Red: Don't play dumb! You can't touch that nigger with a ten-foot shitstick. You just let him waltz on in and turn this country into (a) The Soviet Union (b) Nazi Germany (c) Motherfucking Ethiopia
Blue: Do you listen to yourself talk?
Red: Do I what?
Blue: I support Obama
Red: Well, of course you do. Otherwise you'd be a racist.
Blue: ...excuse me?
Red: Yeah, anything anyone says bad about Obama makes them a racist. Because he's black, you know.
Blue: ...yes, but
Red: But nothing, I can't say anything about that porch monkey because that makes me a "racist"!
Blue: ...wait, what?
Red: Don't play dumb! You can't touch that nigger with a ten-foot shitstick. You just let him waltz on in and turn this country into (a) The Soviet Union (b) Nazi Germany (c) Motherfucking Ethiopia
Blue: Do you listen to yourself talk?
Red: Do I what?