"Yes, there's turkey, stuffing, and mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving -- but for vegetarians, chef Tom Boyer says Astral Plane in Center City Philadelphia has some tasty alternatives:
'We just marinate satan in a little olive oil and garlic and roasted onion and then we serve that grilled over a mushroom risotto with just harvest vegetables.'"
http://www.kyw1060.com/pages/129558.php?contentType=4&contentId=245534 I'm not sure that this can be classified as vegetarian fare. Not only that, but I don't know that risotto befitting the Prince of Darkness can be made. Perhaps a paella?