No Christmas for me...and that's okay!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I bought porn for rockinyourface (10 points). In March I set chalkbluesky's puppy on fire (-66 points). In July I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last week I didn't flush (-1 points). Last month I helped beautiful_liar_ hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-238 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
czarina_amb
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I SET A PUPPY ON FIRE!!!!!! Sorry, Lia :)