Sushi Madness

Feb 16, 2005 22:48

Marcie echoicrossroads picked me up and we had some sushi. (Yes, we put on our eatin' dresses on.)Here's a few precious moments, forever to be remembered:

Upon pulling up to Nippon, Marcie states, "I had to bring you downtown so you could act gay."

Later, some unassuming ignunt woman looks at the Asian programming on television and proceeds to ask the head chef, "What is this? Is this some talk show, like Oprah? or like Martha Stewart?"

That same woman then asks him how to say goodnight in Japanese, and when he answered, she argued that it was too easy and it must have been the "short way to say it." Welcome to Japanese 101... here are a couple of short cuts to our language?????

Marcie was having a hard time devouring her fledgling sea creatures, and she offers me three orange, pea sized eggs... I shake my head and say, "Noooo, I don't eat those - those are Nemo eggs. I only eat the little ones so I can't tell who they are..."

Marcie was feeling adventurous so she tried some new assortment, of which included sweet shrimp - head, antennae, and beady eyes included. The waitress upon realizing we didn't really care to have our dinner staring back at us asks, "We can fry the head in the back, you can take it with you and eat it like a snack."

We thought to ourselves...or we can take it home and keep it as a pet.
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