can't sleep
1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
Prince charming… but then I remember that all the Disney princes are Gay…
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
no, I just put them behind people’s cars so they can ram into them… of course I do!
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
I’m more of a hide-in-the-corner-pretending-to-read-so-people-ignore-me-kind of person… unless the guy is cute then I flirt like there’s no tomorrow….
4. Do you take compliments well?
Depends on what you mean by taking them well. I don’t agree with the person, I usually end up saying something like “I’m glad you think so” or something lame like that
5. Are you an active person?
What is this ‘active’ you speak of?
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
is there high-speed internet?
7. Do you like to ride horses?
yes, but I’m too cheap.
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
girls camp 12-18 yes
9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
*clears throat* Mario brothers….
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you get involved with him/her?
Holy Hera NO!
11. Are you judgmental?
Depends, is the person an asshole?
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
if they were nice and respectable I’d give them a date or two but nothing serious. Heck the guy would have to be pretty damn desperate to want to date me.
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
Never been pursued, tired of pursuing, basically I’m screwed (or not, depending on how you look at it)
14. Can you speak another language?
D035 L337 C0|_|/\/7?
15. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
deaf. That way I could still help momoo get around.
16. What's your fav. food?
pasta, bread, rice
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
yes, and my grouping is pretty good, want me to show you? *click*
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
my cat… then some Neosporin for the scratches…
19. How often do you read books?
not as often as I used to and not as often as I’d like
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
in this world or the one in my head?
21. What is your favorite children's book?
the little critter books
22. What color are your eyes?
greener side of hazel
23. How tall are you?
I’m not, I'm short
24. Where is your dream house located?
in my head and it’s probably going to stay there…
25. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Pops
26. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Technically the booth took the pictures…
27. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
I can’t even remember what I had for lunch today… you expect me to know the last time I ate at a real restaurant?
28. What are your keys on your key chain for?
Jeep, Honda, house, garage door (no not the bottom outside door)
29. What's your fav. color?
purple, blue
30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
Bellevue
31. Where is your current pain at?
probably asleep somewhere…
32. Do you like mustard?
I wouldn’t totally make out with it, but yes.
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Sleep, don’t get a lot of that lately
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
I’m an odd mix of both. But there’s no mistaking who my parents are.
35. How long does it take you in the shower?
I don’t know the timers stop working after they get wet!
36. Can you do splits?
yes, banana
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
tomb raider… any movie where a girl beats the sh** out of a guy sounds good to me right now…
38. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?
……….. obviously the author of this quiz has NEVER owned a cat. I can just see it now “look ma! I invented a new-fangled sport! Just lube up the kitty and see how far ya’ can shoot it across a room like a bar of soap!” I’m sooooo giving your name to peta
39. What did you do for New Year's?
what Garfield did, yelled ‘Happy New Year.’ Then promptly fell asleep.
40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
if it’s held long enough any grudge can be scary, I’m sure you’ve seen Jerry Springer…
41. What was the cause of your last accident?
a greased cat that came out of no where
42. Do you own a camera phone?
yes…. Why? Who’ve you been talking to? There are no blackmail pictures on there!
43. What are you drinking?
propel
44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
if she wasn’t she could have been. She was in gymnastics and such.
45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
e
46. Who did you vote for on American Idol?
I don’t believe in Idolatry…
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
tonight? Not many…
48. Do you like care bears?
The stuffed animals are cute but the show is dumb
49. What do you buy at the movies?
usually a large Coke to split with my mom
50. Do you know how to play poker?
not very well
51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
if I’m driving yes, but if I’m in the back seat I tend to forget. Unless I’m in the van… same kind of seat/belt system I guess.
52. What do you wear to sleep?
what’s it to ya’ nosey?
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
there was a barn raising once….
54. How many meals do you eat a day?
2 ish… sometimes 3
55. Is your tongue pierced?
…... not purposefully…
56. Do you always read MySpace bulletins?
…... I’m not THAT desperate…
57. Do you have pets?
personally? 2 cats; my dad has a cat and my mom as a dog in addition to that.
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
funny, but not trying to be.
59. Ever been to LA?
no, I’d probably get shot.
60. Did you eat a cookie today?
no, but I wanted to.
61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
what kind of a bloody question is that? Bugger off, Bakashiri!
62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
aye, ya’ see, they're more like guidelines then actual rules…
63. Do you hate chocolate?
Exact opposite actually
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
FREEDOM!!
65. Is your cell usually on vibrate or ring?
ring if I’m outside of class, vibrate if I’m in class.
66. Are you a gullible person?
if you say I am…
67. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
never had one so I guess no
68. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
a Smartassery Technician.
69. Are you easy to get along with?
I doubt it.
70. What is your favorite time of day?
4:00 pm, it’s not too hot and not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.
Prince charming… but then I remember that all the Disney princes are Gay…
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
no, I just put them behind people’s cars so they can ram into them… of course I do!
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
I’m more of a hide-in-the-corner-pretending-to-read-so-people-ignore-me-kind of person… unless the guy is cute then I flirt like there’s no tomorrow….
4. Do you take compliments well?
Depends on what you mean by taking them well. I don’t agree with the person, I usually end up saying something like “I’m glad you think so” or something lame like that
5. Are you an active person?
What is this ‘active’ you speak of?
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
is there high-speed internet?
7. Do you like to ride horses?
yes, but I’m too cheap.
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
girls camp 12-18 yes
9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
*clears throat* Mario brothers….
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you get involved with him/her?
Holy Hera NO!
11. Are you judgmental?
Depends, is the person an asshole?
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
if they were nice and respectable I’d give them a date or two but nothing serious. Heck the guy would have to be pretty damn desperate to want to date me.
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
Never been pursued, tired of pursuing, basically I’m screwed (or not, depending on how you look at it)
14. Can you speak another language?
D035 L337 C0|_|/\/7?
15. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
deaf. That way I could still help momoo get around.
16. What's your fav. food?
pasta, bread, rice
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
yes, and my grouping is pretty good, want me to show you? *click*
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
my cat… then some Neosporin for the scratches…
19. How often do you read books?
not as often as I used to and not as often as I’d like
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
in this world or the one in my head?
21. What is your favorite children's book?
the little critter books
22. What color are your eyes?
greener side of hazel
23. How tall are you?
I’m not, I'm short
24. Where is your dream house located?
in my head and it’s probably going to stay there…
25. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Pops
26. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Technically the booth took the pictures…
27. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
I can’t even remember what I had for lunch today… you expect me to know the last time I ate at a real restaurant?
28. What are your keys on your key chain for?
Jeep, Honda, house, garage door (no not the bottom outside door)
29. What's your fav. color?
purple, blue
30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
Bellevue
31. Where is your current pain at?
probably asleep somewhere…
32. Do you like mustard?
I wouldn’t totally make out with it, but yes.
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Sleep, don’t get a lot of that lately
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
I’m an odd mix of both. But there’s no mistaking who my parents are.
35. How long does it take you in the shower?
I don’t know the timers stop working after they get wet!
36. Can you do splits?
yes, banana
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
tomb raider… any movie where a girl beats the sh** out of a guy sounds good to me right now…
38. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?
……….. obviously the author of this quiz has NEVER owned a cat. I can just see it now “look ma! I invented a new-fangled sport! Just lube up the kitty and see how far ya’ can shoot it across a room like a bar of soap!” I’m sooooo giving your name to peta
39. What did you do for New Year's?
what Garfield did, yelled ‘Happy New Year.’ Then promptly fell asleep.
40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
if it’s held long enough any grudge can be scary, I’m sure you’ve seen Jerry Springer…
41. What was the cause of your last accident?
a greased cat that came out of no where
42. Do you own a camera phone?
yes…. Why? Who’ve you been talking to? There are no blackmail pictures on there!
43. What are you drinking?
propel
44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
if she wasn’t she could have been. She was in gymnastics and such.
45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
e
46. Who did you vote for on American Idol?
I don’t believe in Idolatry…
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
tonight? Not many…
48. Do you like care bears?
The stuffed animals are cute but the show is dumb
49. What do you buy at the movies?
usually a large Coke to split with my mom
50. Do you know how to play poker?
not very well
51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
if I’m driving yes, but if I’m in the back seat I tend to forget. Unless I’m in the van… same kind of seat/belt system I guess.
52. What do you wear to sleep?
what’s it to ya’ nosey?
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
there was a barn raising once….
54. How many meals do you eat a day?
2 ish… sometimes 3
55. Is your tongue pierced?
…... not purposefully…
56. Do you always read MySpace bulletins?
…... I’m not THAT desperate…
57. Do you have pets?
personally? 2 cats; my dad has a cat and my mom as a dog in addition to that.
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
funny, but not trying to be.
59. Ever been to LA?
no, I’d probably get shot.
60. Did you eat a cookie today?
no, but I wanted to.
61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
what kind of a bloody question is that? Bugger off, Bakashiri!
62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
aye, ya’ see, they're more like guidelines then actual rules…
63. Do you hate chocolate?
Exact opposite actually
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
FREEDOM!!
65. Is your cell usually on vibrate or ring?
ring if I’m outside of class, vibrate if I’m in class.
66. Are you a gullible person?
if you say I am…
67. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
never had one so I guess no
68. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
a Smartassery Technician.
69. Are you easy to get along with?
I doubt it.
70. What is your favorite time of day?
4:00 pm, it’s not too hot and not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.