like nancy kerrigan's teeth

Jun 11, 2007 21:05

*Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their
collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays.**
These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across
the country. Here are last year's winners.
**
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently
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funny haha

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cyrk_vision June 12 2007, 21:31:31 UTC
seriously!

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eimiledoran June 12 2007, 19:46:55 UTC
who in the hell has ever fried maggots in hot grease?

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cyrk_vision June 12 2007, 21:35:24 UTC
adventurous campers. who don't have any extra virgin olive oil...

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cyrk_vision June 14 2007, 19:09:34 UTC
f'real.

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