Ash/Misty fic!
"Ash Ketchum!" Pikachu and Togepi looked at one another and sighed together; their masters had been getting along so well lately too. "What has gotten into you?"
"What are you talking about Misty, I didn't do anything!" Ash said, though Pikachu well recognized that defensive posture of his.
"Really?" Togepi braced for Misty's impending terrible impression. "Oh Vanessa, you're such a great and beautiful Pokemon Trainer, we should totally trade Pokemon training secrets." Then Misty made a nasty looking face; Togepi hoped this meant she wouldn't do another impression.
"What, she really was a great Pokemon Trainer, you saw the way her Gyarados listened to her." And she was beautiful, I was just complimenting her!" Pikachu looked around; there were no rocks to hide behind.
"Yeah, you were complimenting her with all your drooling; honestly, you haven't done this since Giselle." Togepi tried to tug on Misty's leg; no dice.
"Giselle?" Ash had a puzzled look on his face, then shock. "That was a really long time ago, you're still bothered by that?" Pikachu bonked his head on the ground, the only recourse against his master's dumbness.
"You shouldn't be going after random girls like that, it's pathetic!"
"Brock does it all the time and you don't get this worked up about it!"
"That's different!"
"How is it different?"
"It just is, okay!" Togepi knew that if her face were to be that shade of red, Misty would be putting a wet washcloth to her head right away.
"You know what I think Misty?" Ash took a step towards Misty. "I think you're jealous." Pikachu's ear perked up; some of the gears were turning in his master's head, but would the rest of them?
"Jealous?" Misty took a step back, forcing Togepi to quickly waddle out of her way. "Why would I be jealous? I mean, why would I want you fawning over me, letting me know how wonderful and cute I am? Really, it's a relief knowing that I don't have to deal with that from you."
"All right then, if that's such a relief, then I'm going to go back to Vanessa and sharing all my Pokemon Training tricks with her." Ash stood his ground as though he was trying to dare her; Pikachu had had enough and zapped Ash with a Thunderbolt.
"Ash!" Misty cried out, and Togepi used just a tiny bit of Metronome to make her trip into the dazed and woozy Ash.
"Oh Misty, I knew you cared." Then, before anyone could react to Ash's declaration, he gave her a quick peck on the lips.
Misty's hair was standing on end, and it wasn't from static shock. She was about to smack him across the cheek when she noticed he was passed out. "I'll let you off this time Ash." Misty got up and brought out Staryu and Starmine to haul Ash away, though not before straightening his cap.
"Huh." Misty stood stiff as a board at the sound of Brock's voice. "The things you miss when you help Nurse Joy with an irritable Ninetails."
"What are you talking about Misty, I didn't do anything!" Ash said, though Pikachu well recognized that defensive posture of his.
"Really?" Togepi braced for Misty's impending terrible impression. "Oh Vanessa, you're such a great and beautiful Pokemon Trainer, we should totally trade Pokemon training secrets." Then Misty made a nasty looking face; Togepi hoped this meant she wouldn't do another impression.
"What, she really was a great Pokemon Trainer, you saw the way her Gyarados listened to her." And she was beautiful, I was just complimenting her!" Pikachu looked around; there were no rocks to hide behind.
"Yeah, you were complimenting her with all your drooling; honestly, you haven't done this since Giselle." Togepi tried to tug on Misty's leg; no dice.
"Giselle?" Ash had a puzzled look on his face, then shock. "That was a really long time ago, you're still bothered by that?" Pikachu bonked his head on the ground, the only recourse against his master's dumbness.
"You shouldn't be going after random girls like that, it's pathetic!"
"Brock does it all the time and you don't get this worked up about it!"
"That's different!"
"How is it different?"
"It just is, okay!" Togepi knew that if her face were to be that shade of red, Misty would be putting a wet washcloth to her head right away.
"You know what I think Misty?" Ash took a step towards Misty. "I think you're jealous." Pikachu's ear perked up; some of the gears were turning in his master's head, but would the rest of them?
"Jealous?" Misty took a step back, forcing Togepi to quickly waddle out of her way. "Why would I be jealous? I mean, why would I want you fawning over me, letting me know how wonderful and cute I am? Really, it's a relief knowing that I don't have to deal with that from you."
"All right then, if that's such a relief, then I'm going to go back to Vanessa and sharing all my Pokemon Training tricks with her." Ash stood his ground as though he was trying to dare her; Pikachu had had enough and zapped Ash with a Thunderbolt.
"Ash!" Misty cried out, and Togepi used just a tiny bit of Metronome to make her trip into the dazed and woozy Ash.
"Oh Misty, I knew you cared." Then, before anyone could react to Ash's declaration, he gave her a quick peck on the lips.
Misty's hair was standing on end, and it wasn't from static shock. She was about to smack him across the cheek when she noticed he was passed out. "I'll let you off this time Ash." Misty got up and brought out Staryu and Starmine to haul Ash away, though not before straightening his cap.
"Huh." Misty stood stiff as a board at the sound of Brock's voice. "The things you miss when you help Nurse Joy with an irritable Ninetails."