stolen from jen who stole it too
1) when I was a kid, after school i: smoke out and go to dance pratice
2) this one time when i was high: it took me 30min to order a pizza from pappa johns
3) the new pope: we have a new pope? wha? ohh..
4) i fall asleep easily: when i drink
5) i need more: money, hoes, clothes, shoes, stuff
6) i need less: assholes to come into my life so i dont blow things up
7) public toilets are useful for: ewe..
8) the united states should change its name to: the united states of anita
9) my theme song would be: babes in toyland - blue bell
10) sometimes I think people: are for the most part idiots and wonder who most of em havent gotten hit by a bus
11) prescription drugs are: are supposed to work
12) i think about sex when: on the hour every hour
13) the middle finger is most useful: on a daily basis, in traffic, at the bar, passing someone by on the street..etc.etc...
14) the last time I bought a pair of shoes: pay? pay? bah .. usually i do shop for shoes, recently generous people have given me shoes ;)
15) in one month: i've managed to move into an apt and rack up insane parking tickets, as well as be able to walk to and from my fav bar from my house .. wooo!
16) for the last time: ive been insanely nice to people who dont deserve it... never again
17) the last thing I stole: a cozy little spot in someones mind....
18) if I won the lotto, the first thing i would buy: alcohol. clothing. a new effing car.
19) when in rome: meet cute guys.. i mean.. do the romans, i MEAN! do as the romans do..
20) if only i could get rid of: stupid folk
21) your mom: is insane, amazing, loud, strong, my mentor
22) when i'm on death row my last meal will be: a dick sandwich
23) the last person who talked to me: my dad
24) i mostly use the internet: because i'm socially retarded, oh yeah,, and to keep intouch w/ my friends who have moved away <3
25) when i'm president: i'll have a hot pink yacht, a pool boy, a driver,my own private island, and every single cop will have to wear hot pink daisy duke jumpers and only hot guys can be fire men... oh yeah and every hot guy will own a motorcycle and a hot ass car, and i'll enter every room, at every event on a man chair.. oh yeah and world piece or some shit
26) i most resemble: myself
27) the word i say too much is: dude
28) vegas is great for: strippers, and vibrating beds... btw i'll get married there one day
29) michael jackson: looks like an alien and when the arabs nuke us , there will be roaches left and michael jackson
30) the speed limit means: you should go atlest 50 over
31) when i die i want my body: to be held in a tomb in a priamid for all my follwers to worship me and pour booze on
32) if i could go back in time i'd: tell him to shove it
33) the last time i said "this sucks": lastnight
34) you obviously know me well when: when you know quita showed up to a party/bar/club.. instead of anita
35) tomorrow i will: work and celebrate the day i was born into this wonderful place
36) i spend too much time: bitching
37) the last thing i broke: someone's nerves
38) oh yeah, and don't forget: that its my b-day as of midnight and i made it this far,, to drink one for me and hope i make it another year and hopefully this time next yr i'll actually will be getting laid on my b-day
2) this one time when i was high: it took me 30min to order a pizza from pappa johns
3) the new pope: we have a new pope? wha? ohh..
4) i fall asleep easily: when i drink
5) i need more: money, hoes, clothes, shoes, stuff
6) i need less: assholes to come into my life so i dont blow things up
7) public toilets are useful for: ewe..
8) the united states should change its name to: the united states of anita
9) my theme song would be: babes in toyland - blue bell
10) sometimes I think people: are for the most part idiots and wonder who most of em havent gotten hit by a bus
11) prescription drugs are: are supposed to work
12) i think about sex when: on the hour every hour
13) the middle finger is most useful: on a daily basis, in traffic, at the bar, passing someone by on the street..etc.etc...
14) the last time I bought a pair of shoes: pay? pay? bah .. usually i do shop for shoes, recently generous people have given me shoes ;)
15) in one month: i've managed to move into an apt and rack up insane parking tickets, as well as be able to walk to and from my fav bar from my house .. wooo!
16) for the last time: ive been insanely nice to people who dont deserve it... never again
17) the last thing I stole: a cozy little spot in someones mind....
18) if I won the lotto, the first thing i would buy: alcohol. clothing. a new effing car.
19) when in rome: meet cute guys.. i mean.. do the romans, i MEAN! do as the romans do..
20) if only i could get rid of: stupid folk
21) your mom: is insane, amazing, loud, strong, my mentor
22) when i'm on death row my last meal will be: a dick sandwich
23) the last person who talked to me: my dad
24) i mostly use the internet: because i'm socially retarded, oh yeah,, and to keep intouch w/ my friends who have moved away <3
25) when i'm president: i'll have a hot pink yacht, a pool boy, a driver,my own private island, and every single cop will have to wear hot pink daisy duke jumpers and only hot guys can be fire men... oh yeah and every hot guy will own a motorcycle and a hot ass car, and i'll enter every room, at every event on a man chair.. oh yeah and world piece or some shit
26) i most resemble: myself
27) the word i say too much is: dude
28) vegas is great for: strippers, and vibrating beds... btw i'll get married there one day
29) michael jackson: looks like an alien and when the arabs nuke us , there will be roaches left and michael jackson
30) the speed limit means: you should go atlest 50 over
31) when i die i want my body: to be held in a tomb in a priamid for all my follwers to worship me and pour booze on
32) if i could go back in time i'd: tell him to shove it
33) the last time i said "this sucks": lastnight
34) you obviously know me well when: when you know quita showed up to a party/bar/club.. instead of anita
35) tomorrow i will: work and celebrate the day i was born into this wonderful place
36) i spend too much time: bitching
37) the last thing i broke: someone's nerves
38) oh yeah, and don't forget: that its my b-day as of midnight and i made it this far,, to drink one for me and hope i make it another year and hopefully this time next yr i'll actually will be getting laid on my b-day