age old question
anonymous
October 25 2005, 18:21:27 UTC
What are you thinking? Neither would even consider an encounter because they are much too passive. The Koala is too cute to fight and the sloth too lazy. Here is the real question: in a burping contest which one would win? Ponder that one. :)
Tricky question. The koala has a decent chance against the sloth, but it's really a toss up. The sloth has less of a chance if that koala is a member of the subspecies commonly called the dropbears, which are highly territorial and aggressive. They're known to drop out of trees and claw & bite viciously. However, koalas do spend 80% of the day sleeping and another 10% just sitting there. This is much more than the average 15 hours of sleep per day of a sloth. Unfortunately, sloths have very poor defensive movements due to their lack of speed, in which case the aggressive dropbear would dominate any sort of physical brawl. In the case of protective armor, the sloth's two layers of thick and thin fur provide a more thorough padding, preventing a significant amount of damage per blow. I donno, man... that's a tough one.
Hmmmmmmmm. The sloth is named after one of the seven deadly sins, so it logically follows that he has the other 6 as well. Like WRATH. And gluttony- gluttony for Koala flesh! Plus the sloth is probably a US Government tank anyway. That cute koala is no match for a sinful tank who shoots lasers out his ARMS.
My Slothman prophesies!sky_so_blueOctober 26 2005, 10:50:59 UTC
Oh, Joe, ye of little animal/governmental tank knowledge! Its absurd to think the Sloth is a laser tank... but completely acurate to call him an EVIL instrument of torture! Just look at that image, folks. See with your eyes how Slothman festers... grimaces... carouses in decadence! The Slothman hides in your dark closets, the looming instrument of Death. The Sloth is the grim reaper... the impending suffering. Slothman would win, hands down! WAIT- do you feel it? His EVIL seeping into the deepest recesses of your soul?!!!! Death is coming... soon! ... er... in a little while! ... er... in a few hours, maybe... er... after a suspensefully long crawl across the darkness! MWA HAHAHAHAHAaaa.
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The sloth is named after one of the seven deadly sins, so it logically follows that he has the other 6 as well. Like WRATH. And gluttony- gluttony for Koala flesh!
Plus the sloth is probably a US Government tank anyway. That cute koala is no match for a sinful tank who shoots lasers out his ARMS.
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