I Have Decided to Make Some Questions...
I haven't heard from twichick in a while and I'm getting restless. I really want to do the interviews some time soon. So, I will make up questions for different people. You may help if you like. :)
For ALL:
Do you pretend to be a crazy fan girl on fansites?
For ROB(taken):
Have you ever given a manicure to Harry - er, Daniel Radcliffe?
For KRISTEN(taken):
Do you actually like your boyfriend, Michael? Is it just a cover for your love for Rob? *raises eyebrows*
For JACKSON(taken):
When do you plan to actually marry your wifey, Ashley Greene?
For KELLAN(taken):
Is Rosalie a bitch, or what?
For ASHLEY(taken):
Can you predict what I will ask next?
For NIKKI:
Do you secretly want to have Kellan/Emmett's babies?
For PETER:
Can you bite me?
For ELIZABETH(taken):
Do you plan to get a pet for the family? Such as a dog named Jake?
For JAMES - oh shit. I mean CAM(taken):
Do you remember being in my dreams?
For EDI:
Is it possible that one day you will change your name to Laurent?
For RACHELLE:
Did you dress up as Edward for Halloween and then attack every Bella in sight? If not, would you do it?
For TAYLOR(taken):
Can you take off your shirt so your being naked bothers me? *giggles*
Answers:
Bee/Kellan: for your first questio , OF COURSE I DO! i mean i lurk around and watch what all you twilighters have to say.... cause you are all awsome and then i go " OME OME OME OME I LUVS ROB p does the fangirl* " and then i watch yall run around like chickens with out heads. o it makes me laugh so hard u have NO idea. but, man, i love you all so much, yall are some awesome ass fans * gives intervieewr bear hug ....
yes rosalie id a bitch ... btu she has reason to be if u know wat i mean. plus she got a bangin' bod * raises eyebrows* u know !
Lions/Jackson:
Note: the following is said in an extremely sexy southern accent and amazing smiles are periodically placed throughout answers. :)
Well, ya know, I like to pop in and out every once in a while. Make an appearance, ya know? Uhhh, I poke fun at mahself, especially the hair, and see how people react. Sometimes include a nice freak out saying 'rooooooob! I just wanna touch that sex hair!' But, I really appreciate all my fans and all, their support is just great.
My wifey and me? Ahhh, ya know we're already hitched. Nahhh, but one of these days. One of these days something might happen. *winks and smiles*
Cyn/Rob: (This is all said with a sexy Rob British accent.) Umm, well, I've tried a couple of times. Very quite... interesting. The fans are absolutely - obsessed with this. They make up all these bizarre things like "the fangirl" and go crazy at silver Volvo sightings. You know, it's, um, weird. And they haven't even seen the movie yet. I really hope they don't actually, er - stalk me as they said they would. *nervous sexy laugh* But, yeah. I... stopped going on after a while. It's actually quite creepy to read things these girls are saying about you and then have to play along like that too.
For the second question: Errr... what - what are you... wait, what kind of question is that? It's a completely random and insane concept. Why - why would I ever give Daniel Radcliffe a manicure? I don't even know how to paint nails. If I ever did give him a manicure, he would most likely end up in the hospital for some bizarre accident I inflicted upon him. *another sexy laugh*
NOTE: Seriously, can you IMAGINE Rob saying all of that in his accent?! Wow.
TT/Kristen: 1. OME yeah! Who doesn't?! Me and Rob sometimes go on together :) It's so funny cause those fangirls are clueless! The things they say about Rob makes his face turn red hehe. Good job girls!
2. Okay so this is the deal. I need you to keep this a total secret or I'm ruined. Michael is... well... a girl! Her name is Michelle and we secretly are dating two different people. I'm dating Rob so back off fangirls!!!! The things those fangirls fantasize...
Twichick/Ashley: Umm sometimes ya it is kinda fun to act all fangirly!!!!! ya me and my hubby *wink* jackson get on together and make up wild and crazy comments!!!! yup and he pretends to manipulate emotions through comments on the fansites too! it is funny!! as for predicting the question umm well i am not alice in real life as much as i wish i was!!!!
Hedwig/Cam: I don't have to pretend to be a crazy fan girl! jk, jk...
seriously, I do like going onto websites to see what the fans are writing - they are absolutely insane! My girlfriend and I often get a great night's entertainment following along with their comments...
Yes, I remember being in your dreams... wasn't it great that you'd brought along a snack?
Obsessed/Taylor: Well, sure! you know, i do my fighting so i have some abs and all *does head thing that he does when he looks down and then up* As long as you don't whip out a team taylor thong then I'm swell! Did i mention that there's a team Taylor thong yet? oh i did? oh...umm....oo did i mention that i secretly thing i'm really Jacob Black and try to transform into a werewolf twelve times a day...Wait...I MEAN...ooops did i let that slip...ha..ha...
Amber/Elizabeth: okay, well as everybody else does, i go on the wonderful fansites as well. i actually go on them quite often, and i pretend to be one of them! its pretty hilarious! i go on, and i obsess over rob with them. actually, thats a lie. i dont pretend. i am one of them.
and uhm, yes! so! a dog named jake, when did you hear?! yea well you see, we found a small dog named jake, on the side of the road the other day, and bella absolutly fell in love with him! of course we had to keep him, but edward doesn't like him so much. im not sure whats going to happen between those two exactly....
Notice that the interviewer (me) is blinded by the fact that vampires don't really exist nor the Cullens. (You notice this right after I ask Kellan a question.)
For ALL:
Do you pretend to be a crazy fan girl on fansites?
For ROB(taken):
Have you ever given a manicure to Harry - er, Daniel Radcliffe?
For KRISTEN(taken):
Do you actually like your boyfriend, Michael? Is it just a cover for your love for Rob? *raises eyebrows*
For JACKSON(taken):
When do you plan to actually marry your wifey, Ashley Greene?
For KELLAN(taken):
Is Rosalie a bitch, or what?
For ASHLEY(taken):
Can you predict what I will ask next?
For NIKKI:
Do you secretly want to have Kellan/Emmett's babies?
For PETER:
Can you bite me?
For ELIZABETH(taken):
Do you plan to get a pet for the family? Such as a dog named Jake?
For JAMES - oh shit. I mean CAM(taken):
Do you remember being in my dreams?
For EDI:
Is it possible that one day you will change your name to Laurent?
For RACHELLE:
Did you dress up as Edward for Halloween and then attack every Bella in sight? If not, would you do it?
For TAYLOR(taken):
Can you take off your shirt so your being naked bothers me? *giggles*
Answers:
Bee/Kellan: for your first questio , OF COURSE I DO! i mean i lurk around and watch what all you twilighters have to say.... cause you are all awsome and then i go " OME OME OME OME I LUVS ROB p does the fangirl* " and then i watch yall run around like chickens with out heads. o it makes me laugh so hard u have NO idea. but, man, i love you all so much, yall are some awesome ass fans * gives intervieewr bear hug ....
yes rosalie id a bitch ... btu she has reason to be if u know wat i mean. plus she got a bangin' bod * raises eyebrows* u know !
Lions/Jackson:
Note: the following is said in an extremely sexy southern accent and amazing smiles are periodically placed throughout answers. :)
Well, ya know, I like to pop in and out every once in a while. Make an appearance, ya know? Uhhh, I poke fun at mahself, especially the hair, and see how people react. Sometimes include a nice freak out saying 'rooooooob! I just wanna touch that sex hair!' But, I really appreciate all my fans and all, their support is just great.
My wifey and me? Ahhh, ya know we're already hitched. Nahhh, but one of these days. One of these days something might happen. *winks and smiles*
Cyn/Rob: (This is all said with a sexy Rob British accent.) Umm, well, I've tried a couple of times. Very quite... interesting. The fans are absolutely - obsessed with this. They make up all these bizarre things like "the fangirl" and go crazy at silver Volvo sightings. You know, it's, um, weird. And they haven't even seen the movie yet. I really hope they don't actually, er - stalk me as they said they would. *nervous sexy laugh* But, yeah. I... stopped going on after a while. It's actually quite creepy to read things these girls are saying about you and then have to play along like that too.
For the second question: Errr... what - what are you... wait, what kind of question is that? It's a completely random and insane concept. Why - why would I ever give Daniel Radcliffe a manicure? I don't even know how to paint nails. If I ever did give him a manicure, he would most likely end up in the hospital for some bizarre accident I inflicted upon him. *another sexy laugh*
NOTE: Seriously, can you IMAGINE Rob saying all of that in his accent?! Wow.
TT/Kristen: 1. OME yeah! Who doesn't?! Me and Rob sometimes go on together :) It's so funny cause those fangirls are clueless! The things they say about Rob makes his face turn red hehe. Good job girls!
2. Okay so this is the deal. I need you to keep this a total secret or I'm ruined. Michael is... well... a girl! Her name is Michelle and we secretly are dating two different people. I'm dating Rob so back off fangirls!!!! The things those fangirls fantasize...
Twichick/Ashley: Umm sometimes ya it is kinda fun to act all fangirly!!!!! ya me and my hubby *wink* jackson get on together and make up wild and crazy comments!!!! yup and he pretends to manipulate emotions through comments on the fansites too! it is funny!! as for predicting the question umm well i am not alice in real life as much as i wish i was!!!!
Hedwig/Cam: I don't have to pretend to be a crazy fan girl! jk, jk...
seriously, I do like going onto websites to see what the fans are writing - they are absolutely insane! My girlfriend and I often get a great night's entertainment following along with their comments...
Yes, I remember being in your dreams... wasn't it great that you'd brought along a snack?
Obsessed/Taylor: Well, sure! you know, i do my fighting so i have some abs and all *does head thing that he does when he looks down and then up* As long as you don't whip out a team taylor thong then I'm swell! Did i mention that there's a team Taylor thong yet? oh i did? oh...umm....oo did i mention that i secretly thing i'm really Jacob Black and try to transform into a werewolf twelve times a day...Wait...I MEAN...ooops did i let that slip...ha..ha...
Amber/Elizabeth: okay, well as everybody else does, i go on the wonderful fansites as well. i actually go on them quite often, and i pretend to be one of them! its pretty hilarious! i go on, and i obsess over rob with them. actually, thats a lie. i dont pretend. i am one of them.
and uhm, yes! so! a dog named jake, when did you hear?! yea well you see, we found a small dog named jake, on the side of the road the other day, and bella absolutly fell in love with him! of course we had to keep him, but edward doesn't like him so much. im not sure whats going to happen between those two exactly....
Notice that the interviewer (me) is blinded by the fact that vampires don't really exist nor the Cullens. (You notice this right after I ask Kellan a question.)