Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.
["Attempt" being the key word. At the very least, I guarantee to give you an account of how such a story might play out, if I can't manage a proper fic or piece of a fic.]
Just as a reminder, I've written the following fandoms (copied/pasted from my tags page):
# fic: bones - 1 use
# fic: bsg - 59 uses
# fic: btvs - 3 uses
# fic: firefly - 5 uses
# fic: grey's - 18 uses
# fic: harry potter - 9 uses
# fic: house - 6 uses
# fic: lost - 159 uses
# fic: potc - 5 uses
# fic: pushing daisies - 3 uses
# fic: smallville - 1 use
# fic: spn - 27 uses
# fic: stargate atlantis - 1 use
# fic: the office - 1 use
# fic: the west wing - 1 use
# fic: veronica mars - 3 uses
ETA: and bandom, too. I forgot that it shows up under tags that start with rpf:
Fair warning: I haven't seen SPN since season three, so while a person on LJ can't help but know who Castiel is and how awesome the guy is who plays him, such characters are not in my repertoire.