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BSG Crack!fic: Cylon Math on Baltar's Basestar

Jul 05, 2007 20:24

Crackfic ( Read more... )

threesome: caprica/baltar/d'anna, crack, silliness, fic: bsg, gaius baltar is not god

Comments 9

alissabobissa July 6 2007, 02:52:07 UTC

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

You are my hero. Crazy mathematical adventures on Baltar's Basestar! Of course your crack involves Baltar! Crackstastically brilliant!

I particularly loved these lines:

Damn her and her easy orgasms and pornographic moaning.

Gaius, however, was in no mood, Carpica's sexy math skills notwithstanding.

President Negative Two and Two Thirds, Hero of the Cylon.

Oh, and LOVED the Geata mooning stuff! You are made of awesome!

cynthia_arrow July 9 2007, 03:29:56 UTC

Thanks! :D

I need to write more basestar crack.

spinkkitty July 7 2007, 18:04:18 UTC

HAHA tres amusant!

especially the easy orgasms and pornographic moaning

heehee

cynthia_arrow July 9 2007, 03:30:22 UTC

Thanks. :) Glad you liked it!

millari September 5 2007, 06:28:36 UTC

This was beyond insane! :) I found this on bsg_crack's masterlist.

I liked best:
President One and One Third of the Twelve Colonies (awesome)
Baltar' lingering attachment (and fantasies) to moony Gaeta
That Baltar finds women doing math sexy
That he's all jealous of Doral
That negative two makes him go all distressingly thinky for a moment
By a factor of Baltar
President Negative Two and Two Thirds, Hero of the Cylon

This got better and better as it went along. Makes me want to write crackfic.

cynthia_arrow September 5 2007, 15:30:50 UTC

Glad I could entertain. Thanks for taking the time to let me know what you thought. :)

nicole_anell September 5 2007, 17:14:43 UTC

Just found this by way of bsg_crack. I'm just... speechless. This is hilarious! I was going to start listing my favorite lines, but I'd end up quoting the whole thing. (Although that said, "President One and One Third of the Twelve Colonies" was where I started giggling out loud.) Really, this has got to be one of my favorite fanfics ever, humor or no. It's both cracktastic and bizarrely in-character. Thank you for this!

cynthia_arrow September 18 2007, 06:15:46 UTC

Sorry to be so late with a reply...

Thanks so much for letting me know that you enjoyed it. I never know how my humor comes off to other people, so it's good to get feedback. :)

lunar47 March 11 2008, 03:45:19 UTC

LOL, I can't believe I haven't read this before. I enjoyed Baltar being a factor like multiplication and then taking every cylon math equation literally.