Oct 26, 2004 13:31
first id like to THANK EVERYONE .. for a minute i thought i was the only one going crazy. yea ive talked
to other people and Loss Prevention has a history of doing this. im getting a LAWYER with a friend of mine.
i finally went to work yesterday bc i had all these days off WOOT ...NOT. so insanity continues to follow
me. since last wed. a chain of weird ass events has happened. FIRST MAJOR ONE: the crew and i went to the
beach chillin and getting down when we spot this dude DRUNK off his ASS in his car with a flat tire. he
starts harassing jules asking him for a spare. whatever jules was friendly and offered help but made it
perfectly clear we did NOT have an 80s honda spare tire. we had drove there in three different cars.. we
ballas like that =) no 80s honda! we go to the beach go crazy and have fun.. jules and hali did the
armadillo and we burry markymarko then we get kicked out of the beach by a cop.. we go back to the car like
its all good when i noticed the dude coming back with something in his hand, alex runs up to him and we
notice ...you ready for this... MARKOVICHS TIRE MISSING!!! the man was bringing it back ... he had shoved
a GIGANTIC ROCK UNDER THE CAR and RIPPED THE TIRE OFF ..with NO TOOLS ..wait i think he had a scary wrench.
at that point everyones JAWs just drop but the gang would not be defeated by big macho shirtless drunk man
the chosen one MEEKS (aka mica) called out 5-0, 5-0 so the po po where on their way. the man was trying
to intimidate us with foul language and getting in luis's face but no biggie we kept it together till the
cops came and arrested him for STUPIDITY.. it was great. we stayed a little bit longer to talk to the
ticket man (he thought he was a cop and stopped to help)he was straight as hell and funny.. he talked
about how bad alligators were since he came from mississippi. so kiddies the moral of the story is :
alcohol gives you super strength powers..and gators aint NO JOKE THEY'll kill YO ass! wow this entry is
long ill continue on another one PEACE