Here it is! Fair warning; it's mostly going to be Ryan/Brendon.
The Hammond Affair by
queensheepA geneticist, a palaeontologist, an advertising executive, a geologist and a doctor all walk into a bar. Or rather, a tropical island. What do they all have in common?
Alex/Cash. Frank/Gerard. Jon/Gerard. Jon/Spencer/Tom. Ryan/Brendon. Pete/Patrick. (more various)
Screaming Down the Starlit Sky by
faded_memoriesA Sixteen Candles AU series.
Brendon/Ryan, Gerard/Frank, Mike/Tom, Butcher/Siska, Jon/Spencer, Tom/Alex G., Cash/Marshall, Pete/Patrick [Others will be added as their stories are posted.]
Good Boys by
arsenicIn the beginning-and it really is a bit biblical like that--Brendon causes Ryan's head to hurt. Ryan tells himself it's because the guy never fucking stills, but really it's because Ryan doesn't exactly want him to, and that's like nothing Ryan has ever known before.
Ryan/Brendon.
Made of Silver, Not Clay by
unphoenixBrendon wakes up to a world devoid of people. At least, most people.
Ryan/Brendon.
Sequels:
Missed Your Skin When You Were East &
After All is Said and Done Fighting Just to Breathe by
miss_begoniaThis is just your average story of yoga, self-actualization and sexual liberation.
Ryan/Brendon
Sequel:
Come Back to the Place You Are Grace by
flash_indieIn which Brendon is an actor, and Ryan writes him the script of his career.
Ryan/Brendon.
Ryan Ross: Wedding Planner (What We Do Is Love) by
adellynaRyan plans weddings! Just not gay weddings. Ok, maybe just this once.
Ryan/Brendon. Jon/Spencer.
Something Borrowed, Something Blue by
sourmoonfacceWedded bliss isn't all it's cracked up to be. The trials and tribulations of loving one person and being married to another.
Ryan/Brendon. Ryan/Keltie.
Life's A Song by
insunshineIn which Ryan is a stripper.
Ryan/Brendon. (Ryan/Pete. Slight Ryan/Jon.)
Love Story by
staciscribblesBrendon and Ryan are in love. It's not enough.
Ryan/Brendon.
Abomination by
repulsive_x Brendon develops a little crush on the pastors son.
Ryan/Brendon. Jon/Spencer.
Strictly Business by
zarah5v2Cruel Intentions meets Romeo & Juliet meets the summary of a Mills & Boon novel. Consider yourself suitably warned and be prepared to suspend your disbelief.
Ryan/Brendon. (Spencer/Shane. Jon/Cassie.)
Vanity by
sateenmustaWaking up when it’s not dark isn’t that bad. Waking up to an odd world where time doesn’t exist and the real world is painstakingly close but still so far, well, that’s another matter…
Ryan/Brendon. (other various)
Brilliant Smiles and Barely Scraping By by
nepentheBrendon's holding something inside of himself. It's far from his heart; that's where his favorite songs are kept. What he keeps secret is held in a place that Brendon himself doesn't even want to try to find.
Ryan/Brendon.
We Are Robots by
kelly96Panic gets a Twitter.
Spencer/Bob. Ryan/Brendon.
Books on the Bedspread in Languages No-One Knows by
lady_stargazerThe artcollege/christmas au!
Ryan/Brendon.
Could Be Someone by
arsenicWe're all just trying to get by.
Ryan/Brendon.
For Keeps by
liketheroad He sees Ryan, and Brendon knows that Ryan would be like one of those t-shirts that's been washed way too many times, so worn-through it's almost translucent, with a few real holes showing through to skin, but soft. Soft and just the perfect fit, clinging to your skin in all the right places.
Ryan/Brendon. Mikey/Ray.
Reinvent Love ('Cause I Can't Get Enough of Yours, Babe) by
marksykinsWhich album would you use to seduce a person of the opposite sex?
"I guess this sounds typical, but clearly Barry White. He's the master of seduction."
And which one would you use to seduce someone of the same sex?
"The same (laughs)."
Mouth To Mouth by
selectivelyurieWhen Brendon wakes up he can’t say anything...because they only thing he can say is 'Ryan'.
Ryan/Brendon.
Sexy Little Things by
jekyll_my_hydeBrendon's managed to keep his little kink private.
Ryan/Brendon.
The Sound of Settling by
ivesia19A look, a glimpse, a peek, at a relationship. Just four scenes, four locations, four seasons, and two boys.
Ryan/Brendon.
December Will Be Magic Again by
lifeslushlipsit didn't come as any surprise that christmas was brendon's favorite time of year. - an office!au
Ryan/Brendon.
Drink Me by
cest_whatSteampunk AU. The worst thing was that Ryan, the boy with the newsboy cap and the shy smile, didn't know about the love potion.
Ryan/Brendon.
Totally Not A Skin Care Commercial by
wayincognitoA high school AU loosely based on events from the movie Clueless.
Jon/Spencer. Ryan/Brendon.
The Witness by
distractionz"Who would you rather be?" Ryan asked. "The murderer, the victim, or the witness?"
Ryan/Brendon.
This Is A Love Song In My Own Way by
theswearingkindMobsters and hoodies and Vegas, oh my! AU.
Pete/Patrick. Ryan/Brendon.
Brendon Urie: Pet Detective by
selectivelyurieRyan Ross is the new kennel attendant at Thompson & Thompson Vet Clinic. When he meets his co-worker, Jon Walker, they begin to discover dogs disappearing from their kennels. When Ryan's own dog, Hobo, goes missing, Jon Walker knows exactly who to call.
Ryan/Brendon.
Unreliable Narrators by
redbrickroseRyan Ross’s first rule for narrating your own life is that you don’t always have to be the focus. You have to be the protagonist obviously, but not the focus. Sometimes narrative distance is necessary for self-preservation. The first rule is always self-preservation.
Ryan/Brendon.
Red Letter Moments by
paraserpienteIf goddamned Ryan Ross hadn't turned eighteen, things would have continued on just dandy. But life, much as we'd like to believe it, is no fairy tale, even in faraway lands and distant futures
Ryan/Brendon.
Dear Catastrophe Waiter by
cloviswestAU. 21 year old Brendon moves to San Francisco, home of gay coffee bars, free donuts, and Ryan the prettiest waiter Brendon's ever seen.
Ryan/Brendon.
A Wave You Glide In On by
scoradhPopular kid Brendon Urie asks geeking newspaper writer Ryan out to make his ex girlfriend jealous.
Ryan/Brendon.
First Tell Me Which Road You Will Take by
welltimedsmilesmaybe this is what it’s like when you fall out of love or the one where Ryan and Brendon chose to make it better. AU.
Ryan/Brendon.
Spilled Ink by
artic_greyTwo relationships on the doorstep of something new, one tattoo shop, one mistake, one bundle of cells (Spencer refuses to call it a baby), and four men trying to come to terms with change.
Spencer/Jon. Ryan/Brendon.
Footsteps in the Snow by
artic_greyFantasy AU. In Brendon’s world, all men are missing their halves and are doomed never to find them. But, one day, Brendon hears a voice in his head, and it is not his own.
Ryan/Brendon.
So Perfectly Placed by
mandy_croyanceIn the not too distant future, Brendon Urie caves to his parents’ pressures and gets married.
Brendon/Ryan.
Put My Enemies To Sleep by
theaerosolkid"I will get us through this," he said fiercely. "As I always have. And as always, I will drag you along, kicking and screaming, and in the end, you will thank me." Retracing the Panic timeline from Summerlin to the Summer Tour.
Ryan/Brendon.
You Can’t Judge a Book by Its Oddly Specific Call Number by
ivesia19Library AU! The one where a cynical Ryan just may want a happy ending with the new Children’s Librarian, Spencer doesn’t want things to change - especially his card catalogue, and Gerard wants more than his books to be checked out.
Ryan/Brendon. Jon/Spencer.
Give Me a Sign by
redorchidsSign language. Ryan Ross doing sign language. With those hands. In front of Brendon.
Ryan/Brendon.
Paper Jam by
spazzyskittlesThis is the one where Ryan’s an accountant and Brendon’s a copy boy.
Ryan/Brendon.
Fever by
redorchidsBrendon is sick. Ryan makes him feel better.
Ryan/Brendon.
Everyday's Most Quiet Need by
lady_deathangelIt's epically unfair. It's totally and epically unfair and Brendon is going to make Zack make a rule that if Brendon can't smoke, nobody can smoke. Because it's seriously, seriously not fair at all.
Gen-ish. Implied Ryan/Brendon & Jon/Spencer
There's a Good Reason the Victorians Were Fucked Up, Honey, You Just Haven't Realised It Yet by
redorchidsAfter seven years, Ryan's intentions begin to slowly shift when it comes to Brendon.
Ryan/Brendon.
Bartering Lines by
flimsy“Hey, hey," Brendon says and pulls at Ryan's sleeve, tugging a little until Ryan rolls his eyes and looks up from his book. He tilts a brow at him, and Brendon bites his lip, and then crawls onto the tiny couch, curling his legs under him.
Ryan/Brendon.
By Super, I Mean You by
artic_greyWhen they dropped the exclamation mark, Brendon suggested that they should change the entire name to Awesome Mutant Freaks at the Disco, but the others wouldn’t let him. He then suggested The Charmed Ones Plus Jon at the Disco, but that was rejected as well.
Ryan/Brendon.
I, Robot (Machines Just Wanna Have Fun) by
cest_whatRyan isn't actually a robot. Maybe. It's complicated.
Ryan/Brendon.
Lucky For You by
autumnfadesSpencer's an accountant, Brendon's a kindergarten teacher.
Spencer/Jon. Ryan/Brendon.
Catching Airplanes by
zarah5v2If I've forgotten how to sing before I've sung this song / I'll write it all across the wall before my job is done. (Northern Downpour AU)
Ryan/Brendon.
As Close as it Gets to Home by
airgiodslvTelepath police consultant AU.
Ryan/Brendon. Jon/Spencer. Gerard/Frank.
Coffee by
myheartradioRyan is a misanthropic Starbucks barista who is a tired insomniac and just wants to be left alone. Then Brendon moves in.
Ryan/Brendon. Jon/Spencer.
It's Hard to be Something That You Don'T Think You Are by
silentalarmxxBlind!Ryan and Past-Abuse!Brendon.
Ryan/Brendon.
The Rift in the Lute by
joconditeIndie Coffeehouse AU. Enough said.
Ryan/Brendon. Jon/Spencer.
Let The Good Times Roll by
softlyforgottenThis is a college au in which Panic! never formed. And, uh, Brendon and Jon had never met Ryan and Spencer.
Ryan/Brendon.
Jon's Bookstore I &
Jon's Bookstore II by
foxxcubA funeral is really the wrong place to learn you've inherited a business.
Jon/Spencer. Frank/Gerard. Ryan/Brendon. Pete/Patrick.
The Visitor by
artic_greyBrendon escaped the dying town he grew up in, and he made it: sold out venues, magazine covers, sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll. Struggling with depression and alcoholism, he begins to visit the place he tried so hard to get away from, seeing the life he could have had, visiting the one person he never could have.
Ryan/Brendon. Jon/Brendon.
Perfectly After All by
awakeunafraidThe renfaire AU.
Ryan/Brendon.
Conversations With Dead People by
awakeunafraidGhost!Ryan
Ryan/Brendon. (Ryan/Spencer. Brendon/Jon.)
Iron, Neon Lights & Weed / Kites, Bass Lines & Heat [Epilogue] by
artic_greyThe official, final epilogue to Iron, Neon Lights & Weed and Kites, Bass Lines & Heat. Set eight or so months after the end. (links to both stories on page)
Ryan/Brendon. Jon/Spencer.
Cicatrice &
Overshadowed by
sateenmusta His name is Ryan Ross, well, George Ryan Ross III to be exact, but everyone knows him as Scar. [Overshadowed is the sequel]
Ryan/Brendon.
Hold You in My Arms by
softlyforgotten'all we need is a little bit of momentum/break down these walls that we've built around ourselves'. A Circus AU.
Ryan/Brendon.
The Clock On the Wall Has Been Stuck For Days by
battie_hattieRyan Ross is a college student working at a women's clothing store. He lives with his roommate, Spencer Smith, another college student who works at a call center. One night, he has the mischance of falling, right into one Brendon Urie, a hairstylist from across the quad. Along with their mutual friend, Jon Walker from the card shop, a story of love ensues.
Ryan/Brendon.
Two of Cups by
moku_youbiThe circus is coming to town.
Ryan/Brendon. Jon/Spencer.
Lines in the Sand by
iamtheenemy“Hey,” the Sultan grinned, stretching out a hand that Ryan shook. “Nice to meet you.” He eyed Ryan’s boots, jeans, jean jacket and bandana uncertainly. “Are you in costume?” A University of Illinois AU
Ryan/Brendon. Jon/Spencer.
It's Warmer When the Rum's Gone by
impertinenceIt's the high seas at an indeterminate point in history. Gruesome Gerard and Lyn-z face off in a contest of who will be the dominant do-gooder, with Ray the cook, Mikey the first mate, Pete the stowaway, Frank the failed ninja, and assorted others falling over in the background. In short: pirate AU!
Frank/Gerard. Mikey/Ray. Pete/Patrick. Brendon/Ryan. Gabe/Greta.
Dance Upon the Waves by
ignipesBrendon swears this is the last time he's going to take treasure-hunting advice from a giant turtle.
Ryan/Brendon.
Measured Time (three to the left, four to the right.) by
talkinmathsBrendon climbs the ladder behind Ryan reluctantly, and Ryan would give all his father’s estate to bet that he was already making plans to save him. Or, well, both of them, but mainly Ryan.
Ryan/Brendon.
The Width of a Circle by
theaerosolkid'An object at rest will remain at rest unless acted upon by an external and unbalanced force.' Patrick watches the pieces fall together.
Ryan/Brendon.
Nerds In Love by
choclitbunnyThe Geek Squad AU.
Ryan/Brendon.
and separate the walls from all the nails by
circulation an extremely self-indulgent "panic-at-the-disco-are-the-beatles" fic.
GSF. Ryan/Brendon.
But Where Do The Nuns Come In? by
elucrehIn which, Brendon's family do their best, Ryan goes camping, Spencer mocks from afar, and Brendon is fascinated by Ryan's flies.
Ryan/Brendon.
Roll Off Your Tongue by
longtime_lurkerBrendon Urie is a big damn rockstar and plays eight different instruments and cannot for the life of him get this fucking hotel room door open.
Ryan/Brendon.
Over the Ice, Now by
sateenmusta AU. Brendon's little sister Alexa does figure skating. One day Brendon has to go pick her up from practice, and he notices her skating coach, a slim guy in black skates… Too bad the skating coach happens to be straight. But hey, Brendon has to try…
Ryan/Brendon.
For Anyone, Ever Burned So Bright by
softlyforgottenRyan likes Brendon, and he likes secrets, and he doesn’t want the two to be mutually exclusive.
Ryan/Brendon.
What Happens When Two Substances Collide by
softlyforgottenpark that car/drop that phone/sleep on the floor/dream about me. AU.
Ryan/Brendon.
You Could by
savvygambols“We should have a beard growing contest,” says Brendon, snapping his fingers. A winter of school work would be unbearable. They need an extracurricular.
Ryan/Brendon.
When the Sun Met the Moon by
okubyo_kitsuneRyan sees the boy from beyond the glass wall.
Ryan/Brendon.
Five Times Ryan Tries to Propose (And the One Time He Does by
lolabRyan is maybe kind of a colossal idiot.
Ryan/Brendon.
Chasing the Shadows Away(Opening the Door to Romance Again) by
compozrnposturIt had been about five to six months since Brendon and Ryan had been intimate with each other and in Brendon’s eyes, this was way too long.
Ryan/Brendon.
Until It Isn't by
gingerrstarWhen Ryan turns seventeen, he lets some guy fuck him after a show.
Ryan/Brendon.
different mornings (it must not always be so; and i say) by
colorofsmokeRyan's life is all habit, except when it's not. Set after the break up of the band.
Ryan/Brendon.
Hey Moon, Please Forget to Fall Down by
delete_entry"Why on Earth did you let them convince you to do this, Spencer?" she asked in patient tone with wisdom beyond her years. The other girls just glared venomously at Spencer, all in various stages of undressed, pressing towels to bare skin.
"We're friends," Spencer echoed with a shrug, still not knowing exactly what those words meant. "That's what friends do."
Jon/Spencer. Ryan/Brendon. Tom/Greta.
Seasickness by
peopleexistingAU. A cruise ship is set to take the rich and famous around a few Caribbean islands. Ryan and Spencer work on the ship, tending to one of the filthy rich guests each -- and those particular filthy rich guests just happen to be Brendon and Jon.
Ryan/Brendon. Jon/Spencer.
Five At His Fingertips by
corpsematerialTwo is company. Four is a band. But five is a homicidal maniac. So five? Meet four.
Ryan/Brendon. Jon/Spencer.
Frosted Friends and Business Ventures; William's Bakery by
lemmethink_noooWilliam owns a bakery in Chicago. AU
William/Travis. Pete/Patrick. Brendon/Ryan. Jon/Spencer. Gabe/Vicky-T.
a horse named northern downpour by
forgotnsuitcasethis is not the story of how the west was won
Ryan/Brendon. Gabe/Greta. Jon/Spencer.
More to come when I feel up to it!