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[cynicizing]

What the fuck?

[That's pretty much Santa's way of saying hello, really. He looks far from pleased, which isn't exactly unusual for him, but those who know him might notice something odd about his surroundings-i.e. he's definitely not in Goldenrod anymore.]

First there was that weird-ass dream or whatever the hell it was. Think I woke up at some

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[ voice ]

[poliswag]

Oversleeping, are you?

[stop swearing over the network santa, jeez. so vulgar.]

[ voice ]

[cynicizing]

Yeah, yeah, very funny. Could say the same about your sister, you know.

[no he will swear as much as he likes. :T]

[ voice ]

[poliswag]

You could. [but try it, santa. try it.]

Was your transport accompanied by any other symptoms? Memory loss... disorientation... [could be like that one weekend.]

[ voice ]

[cynicizing]

[... Yeah no he doesn't have a death wish right now.]

Feel pretty much like I did when I first got here.

[ voice ]

[poliswag]

[good choice. snake feels a bit smug, but otherwise doesn't show it.]

... How anticlimactic.

[ voice ]

[cynicizing]

What, would you prefer otherwise?

[ voice ]

[poliswag]

Please, don't put words in my mouth. [a small pause.] I was merely making sure this wasn't like previous occurrences.

[ voice ]

[cynicizing]

Well, we've already been kidnapped, so it ain't like there'd be much point in that.

[ voice ]

[poliswag]

Hardly. Determining the specific nature of these events is at least some form of information. [your cynicism is tiring sometimes, santa!!]

[ voice ]

[cynicizing]

[Yeah, well, deal with it. :|]

Care to explain why I got transported here then, oh wise one who knows all?

[ voice ]

[poliswag]

[bum.]

To become a Pokémon master.

[ voice ]

[cynicizing]

Fuck you too. Having fun catching 'em all?