「IC contact」

[cynicizing]

So, uh... you've reached Santa, but I ain't here. Leave a message if you want, and I guess I'll get to you later.

[Beep!]

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IC TEXT - JUST GO WITH IT.

[usedtroll]

i'll be in Goldenrod once your mission is over, okie? keep me posted! ＼(＾▽＾*)いらっしゃ～いっ(*＾▽＾)／

also: don't die. i'll cry （ToT）

IC TEXT - FFFFFF SURE (ALSO DAMN IT NOTIFS)

[cynicizing]

you sure? i could always head back once i'm done.

i'll try not to, but some of these guys are pretty crazy, you know?

IC TEXT - SO CUTE *A*

[usedtroll]

yup! i'm your big strong little sis after all! Σ(ﾟ∀´(┗┐ヽ(･∀･ )ﾉ i can take care of myself for a little while ~

don't joke! if any of them threaten you tell them i'll beat em up, okay?

IC TEXT - WHAT

[cynicizing]

if you say so.

[Derp little sister doing things for him = still weird.]

oh yeah, that'll scare them: "my scrawny little sister will beat you up somehow."

IC TEXT - YOU'RE CUTE.

[usedtroll]

ｳﾜｧｧ━━━━━｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡━━━━━ﾝ!!!! my big brother is so mean! i'm drowning in my tears.

but seriously. if they try anything, i want to hear about it. mkay?

IC TEXT - WHERE DID THIS COME FROM

[cynicizing]

go run to lover boy then.

but yeah, yeah. i'll tell you if anything happens. happy?

[... He won't.]

IC TEXT - JUST FACT

[usedtroll]

speaking of- i have something to tell you.

(っ｀Д´)っ･:∴ゴルァ!!!!!! you better!!

[ worst brother. ]

IC TEXT - LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE CUTER?

[cynicizing]

yeah? what?

come on, don't you trust me?

[asdjkalsdsa hey he'll giving you an Eevee when you finally meet up in person again, does that win him any points? :|]

IC TEXT - THAT IS A LIE. JAN IS THE CUTEST.

[usedtroll]

i told him we could talk through text, but no meeting in person! ε＝（‐ω‐；；）was that wrong of me?

are you really asking? of course! （●ゝω・）ﾉ【I love you!!☆!!】

[ .. trololol. ANYWAY.

... maybe a few points. If it's nice. ]

IC TEXT - AHAHAHAHAHA - NO.

[cynicizing]

[...]

could be worse, i guess. don't be surprised if he takes that as encouragement though.

yeah, yeah. love you too.

[Oh, he knows.

... Well, he can't help it if it isn't.]

IC TEXT - IF BY NO YOU MEAN YES, SURE.

[usedtroll]

i thought it might keep him at bay? like, he would be happy to have that interaction so he wont try for anything else.

･:*:･(*/////∇/////*)･:*:･ awwwww, how precious!

[ ♥

... ;-; brothers should be able to do that. ]

IC TEXT - YOU WISH.

[cynicizing]

maybe. you're the one who knows the guy, not me. but what are you gonna do if we run into him?

what the hell, akane?

[... Sorry, but his big brother abilities only extend so far.]