Dec 09, 2006 12:43
So now that all of my swollen lymph nodes are connected, I'm starting to look like I did almost a year ago post-surgery. Personally, all I can think of when I feel this freaky tumor-thing is those urban legends of people who finally had the doctor slice open their lump and were discovered to have become maggot nurseries. I, myself, get pictures of some really fat snake suddenly busting out of my neck.
Accorting to wrongdiagnosis.com I could have African Sleeping Sickness, Barmah Forest Virus, East African Trypanosomiasis, Syphilis, Allergies, or Anthrax. Among other things. Thank you, wrong diagnosis dot com. I'm calling my grandmother.