fabulously funny story I keep forgetting to tell you
This was told to me on a rooftop in Sevilla by a newly declared doctor named Tom.
Someone asked Tom what patient he'd seen so far that he felt the most sorry for.
It was a man. He came in saying that he thought he had genital warts, but he'd been too embarrassed to see anyone about them for two years. Being the nice sort, he'd refrained from having sex for those two years. Tom heard the story, and the guy dropped his pants.
"Ummm...that's just your hair follicles."
They gave him a condom and told him to go have fun.
Someone asked Tom what patient he'd seen so far that he felt the most sorry for.
It was a man. He came in saying that he thought he had genital warts, but he'd been too embarrassed to see anyone about them for two years. Being the nice sort, he'd refrained from having sex for those two years. Tom heard the story, and the guy dropped his pants.
"Ummm...that's just your hair follicles."
They gave him a condom and told him to go have fun.