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Your English Skills:
Grammar: 100%
Vocabulary: 100%
Punctuation: 80%
Spelling: 40%
Does Your English Cut the Mustard?
Yeah. 40%. Eep. Pretty bad for a native language.
This morning, my dad pulled out one of his molars with a vice grip. I swear to God. I was totally dumbstruck when he called me out to look at it. At first I was, like "Is this a joke?" My mother has been incessantly nagging him to go see a dentist since he first complained that his tooth was loose. He wouldn't go, because he's afraid of dentists.
O.o
I have all the proof I will ever need:
RUSSIANS ARE FUCKING INSANE.
Also, does anyone know what Savage Garden's "I Want You" is really about?
Hint: It rhymes with banal sects.
Grammar: 100%
Vocabulary: 100%
Punctuation: 80%
Spelling: 40%
Does Your English Cut the Mustard?
Yeah. 40%. Eep. Pretty bad for a native language.
This morning, my dad pulled out one of his molars with a vice grip. I swear to God. I was totally dumbstruck when he called me out to look at it. At first I was, like "Is this a joke?" My mother has been incessantly nagging him to go see a dentist since he first complained that his tooth was loose. He wouldn't go, because he's afraid of dentists.
O.o
I have all the proof I will ever need:
RUSSIANS ARE FUCKING INSANE.
Also, does anyone know what Savage Garden's "I Want You" is really about?
Hint: It rhymes with banal sects.